A 45 year old woman was having a major breakdown and then she goes for a walk to calm her nerves and she sees a leprechaun. The leprechaun asks what is wrong and she answers that she was having a divorce, and the husband was taking the kids with him. The leprachaun says "Hey, you know what? I don't tell this to everyone, but I am a magic leprachaun" and summons a boquet of flowers and gives it to the lady. He says "I'll grant you one wish if you let me fuck you in the ass". Then she makes her wish "I wish that when I go home my family would still be intact". The leprachaun asks a few questions from her like what is her name and how old is she and scribbles something to a small note. Then he puts some kind of a spell on it that makes a nice flashy light and puts it in a small envelope and gives it to her and says "When you go home, close your eyes, open the envelope and open your eyes and you should see your family there greeting you with open arms. Now, lets fuck". Then he grabs the woman from behind and he does his stuff. Then the woman goes home, closes her eyes, rips the envelope open and opens her eyes and sees that her apartment is completely empty. The husband has taken everything. She looks at the note in the envelope "Amanda, you're 45 and you still believe in leprachauns?"
oh boy...
