Bad Joke Thread

[Hell Patrol]

What's the worst joke ever? (Subjective)

 

[Capitalism]

My life apparently

 

[ILickFloors]

Necrophila

 

[Cronopio]

Spoiler: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

Spoiler: What's Trump's favorite fruit?

(im)peach(ed)

Spoiler: What do you get when you stab a baby to death?

An erection.

 

[The Butt]

My life apparently

Same bro same

 

[Cronopio]

Sad!

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Cronopio
what's the difference between a naked woman duct-taped to a bed and a car?

Spoiler

I don't have a car in my garage

 

[Cronopio]

That's a good one.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

That's a good one.

here in America you'll hear people telling this exact same joke with a billion other things replacing the phrase "naked woman duct-taped to a bed"

you know like "100 pounds of cocaine" or "a dead baby" or whatever

 

[CiG]

I don't have a car in my garage

Nigga you're homeless.

 

[Cronopio]

here in America you'll hear people telling this exact same joke with a billion other things replacing the phrase "naked woman duct-taped to a bed"

you know like "100 pounds of cocaine" or "a dead baby" or whatever

Yeah, we have that joke in Sweden too. It's usually what's the difference between a Ferrari and a barrel of fetuses, or some shit like that.

 

[Bloopy]

Nigga you're homeless.

He's gotta park the shopping trolley somewhere though

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

He's gotta park the shopping trolley somewhere though

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pushing a shopping cart every freaking day could, in theory, create "shopping cart syndrome"

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Yeah, we have that joke in Sweden too. It's usually what's the difference between a Ferrari and a barrel of fetuses, or some shit like that.

....can't...stop...laughing...

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Cronopio]

....can't...stop...laughing...

Yeah, it's a good one.