bands you think suck

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE "JUGGALOS" BUT I REALLY DON'T GET IT... ICP'S JUST A BAND AND EVERYBODY THINKS THEY'RE GODS... IT'S REALLY CREEPY...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

In my neck 'o the woods (goddamn fatass Al Roker), the fans of "rock" music generally come in four varieties.

1. Big-name band hard rockers: If its not Metallica, Green Day, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix or Led Zeppelin, they fucking hate it.

2. Nu metal freaks: What? Yes, they still exist. Decked out in circus tent-sized bondage pants with about a thousand zippers, pockets and straps, huge steel-toed boots, fifteen pounds of bracelets on each arm, and little tears falling from their eyes drawn with eyeliner, I want to hit them whenever I have the distinct displeasure of being near them.

3. ICP "Juggaloes": I don't think I even have to explain this one.

4. Christian "hardcore" kids: Whatever the hardcore flavor of the week is, they're fucking obsessed with it. Last week I think it was Funeral For A Friend, this week its Between The Buried And Me. Whatever it is, it won't last long after they have the band come play in their fucking church's basement.


There's very little of a real metal scene here....bah!

goddamn, this shit doesn't really vary. it's exactly the fucking same with kids here.

 

[Captain Beard]

Opeth and pretty much anything the kids on Royal Carnage or SOT2 like.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I hate Nirvana so fucking much. Gahhh.

-In Flames, and not just the new stuff. All of it.
-Arch Enemy is just stupid.
-Dream Theater is pretentious wankery. Except I like Pull Me Under.
-Cradle of Filth (obvious)
-any grindcore
-Type O Negative. Just straight up shitty.

I'm sure I'll think of more later.

 

[Captain Beard]

-Dream Theater is pretentious wankery. Except I like Pull Me Under.

Andrew holds the imaginary grapefruit when he sings along to that song.

 

[Lunar Still]

-Dream Theater is pretentious wankery. Except I like Pull Me Under.

How much DT have you heard? Its cool if you don't like them, just wondering what it is about their pseudo-pop hit you like better than the rest of their material.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It's all just kind of endlessly long and complex.

There are some real Dream Theater obsessees at my school.

 

[Captain Beard]

I fell asleep during their pretentiously boring set, even though they were unsafely loud. With 20 minutes of guitar and drum wankery per song, they still somehow got 2 moshers going. Worst live set ever, and BORING recordings as it is. I mean damn, I passed out for 20 minutes, and when I awoke, it sounded like the SAME SONG.

 

[Lunar Still]

yeah, they are pretty boring live. My back hurt standing there at Gigantour waiting for Megadeth to go on...I love to listen to them on a CD or something, but watching them play is like watching someone painting on TV.

 

[Captain Beard]

I liked Bob Ross.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

goddamn, this shit doesn't really vary. it's exactly the fucking same with kids here.

DITTO

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you dont really like godflesh do you?

Godflesh is freakin' awesome.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Godflesh is freakin' awesome.

WHO???

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Godflesh is freakin' awesome.

+1

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

+1

AGAIN, WHO???

 

[Valerie]

I love how all these people bash bands for being popular. As soon as you see a group of kids at Hot Topic wearing NEvermore shirts, your all gonna be like "MAAAAAN Nevermore sucks, they are so overrated, fucking metalcore peice of shit band"

"yeah Nevermore totally started to suck when they got popular, I was an old school Nevermore fan"

quoted. for fucking. truth.



I hate all 80's glam rock/hair metal bands, and pretty much any band that wrote even a single power ballad. Fuck do I hate power ballads.

I hate Slipknot, their music is horrible, but credit goes to Mick, James and Joey for being decent musicians.

Korn
Disturbed
ok, all nu-metal bands

Trivium "0mgzor if y0u th1nk j00r m3talz ull strt a f3cking circl3 p1t!!11!1"
All metalcore except Between the Buried and Me

Any solo shred musicians, like Michael Angelo Batio. Only because their tracks have no musicallity at all. Is it technical? Yes. Do I respect them for their skill? Well, of course. Is it good, catchy, hook filled, meaningful music? No.

All pop/pop rock/pop punk/rap/hip-hop groups and/or "artists".

All emo/screamo/hardcore/emocore/faggotron-core bands.

All modern rock bands except: Gov't Mule, Muse, Audioslave and a few others.

Nirvana. No, they didn't invent Grunge. Fuck you. Bleach was alright though.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Nirvana. No, they didn't invent Grunge. Fuck you. Bleach was alright though.

Alice in Chains>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nirvana

... and you can't forget OTEP

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Lamb of God.

 

[Valerie]

Alice in Chains>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nirvana

... and you can't forget OTEP

Yes. FaggOtep is mucho super retarded.


"I haaayte my lyyyyfe!!1!!"

 

[Lunar Still]

I hate any band that gets hyped by everyone around me unceasingly. I don't know why, but for some reason I develop a really strong dislike for that band even before I hear them. Sometimes I end up liking them once I listen though.