bloodbath=no ass?!

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

My friend meets this new chick he can't stop talking about, so eventually after 2 hours of him talking about her I say she better have hot fucking friends. Then he says fuck yeah she does, and they are al dildo wielding bi sexual bitches. So im like holy fuck, you better put in a good word for me and help me meet them. Then he says I already did dude, and they told me exactly what they don't like in a guy. Turns out they specifically don't like guys who listen to the band bloodbath (which is funny cause out of all my friends im like the only one who really likes em).
The fuck is up with that?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Weird

 

[unknown]

cunts

 

[NinjaKitten]

I like that rather than judging people by their looks or attitude, they'll judge you by a band you listen to.
Dosent sound like the type of girls you want to date anyways.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Never wanted to date them, just bang em
bisexual ftw

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yeh i'd say suck up your pride for just this once, and pretend you dont like em

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

and then when its over be like "AAAWW YEAAAH BLOODBATH RULES BIATCH!"

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

haha that would win

 

[Loner]

My friend meets this new chick he can't stop talking about, so eventually after 2 hours of him talking about her I say she better have hot fucking friends. Then he says fuck yeah she does, and they are al dildo wielding bi sexual bitches. So im like holy fuck, you better put in a good word for me and help me meet them. Then he says I already did dude, and they told me exactly what they don't like in a guy. Turns out they specifically don't like guys who listen to the band bloodbath (which is funny cause out of all my friends im like the only one who really likes em).
The fuck is up with that?

It sounds like your buddy is yanking your chain, that's pretty unbelievable.

 

[Will Bozarth]

yeah... and if it IS true.. while youre in bed with them, let out a nice moan... "oohhh BLOODBATH!!!"

 

[unknown]

give her a nice, deep "SO YOU FUCKIN DIE" and then smack her on the ass

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

haha, no its true cause this kid i don't talk about music with much. He likes that gay metalcore shit, so i don't bother. So he really didn't know i like them, my other two friends were just like wtf when he said bloodbath

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Damn you're gullible.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Loner]

Damn you're gullible.

^^

 

[the_drip]

They don't ghave to know....as if Bloodbath was popular enough to stipulate dating/banging preferences.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Actually they all work in a college radio station...so knowing bands is part of their job, and i don't know where the fuck you've been but bloodbath has gotten excessivly popular since tagtgren left.

 

[CF87]

I was leaning on a railing on a walk away. A group of hot chicks decided to walk down the dirt hill part. Instead of walking past me to go down the stairs. That's how ugly I am.

My face is shit, now I just want a chick to kill me leaving my corpse dead and bleeding in an apartment complex. My one desire is to be eaten, the longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain.

I need to get strung out now since no chick is going to fulfill my one and only desire. I could be wrong though

 

[CF87]

I was leaning on a railing on a walk away, a group of hot chicks decided to walk down the dirt hill part. Instead of walking past me going down the stairs.

My face is shit, now I just want a chick to kill me leaving my corpse dead and bleeding in an apartment complex. My one desire is to be eaten, the longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain.

I need to get strung out since no chick is going to fulfill my one and only desire. I could be wrong though

 

[neal]

quite the poet.