Breast growth from *ahem*...

[Ender Rises]

I agree. He's good people.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

This is like people who go to a restraunt and then complain about the food. You didn't HAVE to go.

Shitty example but still a good point.

(I mean, it's reasonable for one to expect good food at a restauraunt... I'm just sayin'...)

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I guess I'm just old enough now to realize I'll never earn anything I truly want by doing that...

...It wasn't me putting my body up on myspace for men to oggle at...

...and as you can (probably not) imagine...

Your story of how you and Susan met was quite Romantic.... I guess. Good story to tell the kids eh? Online love...

...If it is true, I feel sorry for you...

...How unambitious and lifeless...

Holy shit. I was absolutley floored by this. Is it even possible for you to be any more condescending?

You aren't as smart as you think you are, by the way. I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm saying that the reason your opinion has been so poorly recieved has seemingly gone right over your head.

One more thing.. Something I'm sure none of you thought of.***

You're all men on this messageboard here, pretty much. It's sometimes weird being the pretty much only female. Let's say now this was actually a board of all women, and you were the one guy here. Sometimes the women start talking about dicks and posting pictures of dicks and stating what kind of dicks they like, etc etc. This of course makes you feel uncomfortable--- sometimes inadequate. Sometimes annoyed at how they love to talk about dicks. Then make lude comments about yours.
Then one day a girl comes on board and raves about her boyfriend's huge hairy dick. Then raves that she's obsessed with big massive dicks----Nothing interests her more. All she talks about is massive dicks (as it's her "favorite subject"). Little and average dicks are no fun. Ew. Fuck those. Only big dicks. Yum. You start to get the feeling the reasons for her being with said boyfriend are contrived.***


Do you get my point? Probably not.*** Eh, I tried.

I wouldn't care.

***There's that condescension again.

 

[Hatebreeder]

You're all men on this messageboard here, pretty much. It's sometimes weird being the pretty much only female. Let's say now this was actually a board of all women, and you were the one guy here. Sometimes the women start talking about dicks and posting pictures of dicks and stating what kind of dicks they like, etc etc. This of course makes you feel uncomfortable--- sometimes inadequate. Sometimes annoyed at how they love to talk about dicks. Then make lude comments about yours.
Then one day a girl comes on board and raves about her boyfriend's huge hairy dick. Then raves that she's obsessed with big massive dicks----Nothing interests her more. All she talks about is massive dicks (as it's her "favorite subject"). Little and average dicks are no fun. Ew. Fuck those. Only big dicks. Yum. You start to get the feeling the reasons for her being with said boyfriend are contrived.***

Dicks have a much different purpose than breasts, so your argument is useless.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

^But breasts have the same bearing on a girl's confidence as a dick has on a guy's, so it pretty useful, actually.

And trying to put the "prude" stamp on Susperia really demonstrates exactly how smart some of you chaps are... I mean, who made this very thread? Hardly prudish, if you ask me. This whole thing has turned into a bloody witch hunt, and watching you guys flock around to take your cheap-shots is really sickening. Grow the fuck up already.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

^But breasts have the same bearing on a girl's confidence as a dick has on a guy's, so it pretty useful, actually.

And trying to put the "prude" stamp on Susperia really demonstrates exactly how smart some of you chaps are... I mean, who made this very thread? Hardly prudish, if you ask me. This whole thing has turned into a bloody witch hunt, and watching you guys flock around to take your cheap-shots is really sickening. Grow the fuck up already.

She's not a prude. She's a self righteous psuedo intellectual attention whore.

 

[Ender Rises]

@ Crimson. I agree, but it's not just this flame war, a lot of flaming has been happening recently and it's getting annoying. I'm making an effort to slow down on it and I think quite a few people here could as well.

[/soundinglikeadouche]

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I agree it's not just this flame war; my post was really meant to address the entire let's-throw-shit-at-Susperia-at-every-chance-we-get thing that's been going on for ages.

That said, I do agree that her long post about sao's boobs was rather unwarranted, but come on already! Enough is bloody enough.

 

[entanglement]

You sir, are correct.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Shes just sad her boobs are small and her bangs are ugly.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

She's pretty hot without all the dollarstore costume makeup.

 

[supseudonymous]

She's pretty hot without all the dollarstore costume makeup.

She would be were it not for all the talk about queefing and nipple hair. Definitely a turn off.

 

[Susperia]

She's pretty hot without all the dollarstore costume makeup.

That make-up was actually really expensive--- Nars and Lancome. But I couldn't care less if you find me attractive or not. Or if you think I queef and have nipple hair. Yes, you're right though, I do have small breasts. =) Got a problem with that?

As is expected, I will be taking an indefinite hiatus from all of you, my little munchlings. Maybe you will have grown up a bit by the time I come back. If I do, I really don't know.

Love,
Auntie Cara

 

[PanzerKunt]

Omg she talked about her boobs, what a total slut.

 

[entanglement]

So Sus you'll be back after the indefinite hiatus then? Cool.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

why cant you just leave forever

 

[Susperia]

Just... I found your (susperia's) other post rather offensive. It insinuates that I'm not intelligent enough to know when a man is using me for sex. Also, it doesn't matter how I met my boyfriend. You saying that it isn't romantic achieves nothing and is a really stupid argument.

And as for revealing pictures of myself, I love my body, and I think that it is beautiful. Regardless of size or shape, the female body is beautiful, and I can appreciate that. As for my boyfriend, Adam, he loves and respects me, and I can't stand all of the assumptions that are going on around here. He is protective and caring, and I am extremely lucky to have found him.

I have made no assumptions about your relationship (and I find the assumptions that you've made to be rather insulting).

I think my vagina's beautiful.......


Doesn't mean I'm going to show it to everyone.

If I did, I'm sure there would be people who A) Would think I'm awesome for it, more power to me, YEAH! and B) Think it's disturbing and I should keep it to myself.

Keep it maternal,
Cara

 

[Susperia]

why cant you just leave forever

=) k bye.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

i thought you were leaving

k

 

[King Richard]

Here's is my best impersonation of Susperia:

*ahem clears throat*

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *THROWS A HANDFULL OF DIARRHEA AT EVERYONE*


Ok, I'm leaving you my children, ta ta.


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *MORE DIARRHEA*

Seriously I am leaving, miss me!

RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAFaiosfjdaiosjtopjaspotgjaspotjasptgasotpsaotdatt natistint


oh she left



edit: Now that I look back, that impersonation sucks. fuck it