Breast growth from *ahem*...

[Hell Awaits Us All]

it's quite ironic that she is a feminazi but yet her past relationship with this Sean guy sounds like something you would see in a fundamentalist islamic community.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

it's quite ironic that she is a feminazi but yet her past relationship with this Sean guy sounds like something you would see in a fundamentalist islamic community.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


And who said this thread should be closed eh?

I quite rightly said, this is the best thread ever.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

reading that part was disturbing to me

this sean guy sounds like a chronic wife beater/abuser to me.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Who else in this thread REALLY likes Gospel Of Horns?

 

[AchrisK]

what is ahem?

 

[King Richard]

...

how do you not know what ahem means

 

[The Ozzman]

what is ahem?

Are you fucking kidding me?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Ahem is the clearance of ones throat loudly to draw attention to ones self.

 

[Susperia]

Ah.. the old "prude feminazi" trick... It never ceases to make people feel like they're clever for using it.

I simply stated my opinion,and abrubtly and honestly at that. If that makes me a feminazi, well, then you are a feminazi too. As you seem to be just as honest and forthcoming as I am. So welcome to the club. It's not just for women.

Of course arguing whether or not I'm a prude with you is a pointless debate, I guess I feel like taking it on. Calling me a prude is like calling Donald Trump a hippie's midwife. While although I try to keep my dignity and know when (and where) to reveal or not reveal skin, I am not the Edwardian girl you assume me to be. (Hey, we both assume shit about people! Who woulda thought.) I've worn my fair share of short skirts and tight tops. I guess I'm just old enough now to realize I'll never earn anything I truly want by doing that. I basically met my best friend by having her pose naked for me (I'm a painter if you haven't noticed). Her posing completely nude for me was probably the greatest and most intimate way we could have formed a friendship. I've also had a male friend pose semi-naked for me--- yes of course it created a lot of jealousy between my boyfriend and I. But it wasn't sexual. It wasn't attention-seeking. It wasn't me putting my body up on myspace for men to oggle at.


My boyfriend didn't leave me--- But thank you for laughing so heartily---and heartlessly, at the thought. We're very seriously thinking of breaking up right now because I want a baby; and he doesn't. The good old baby-break-up... We've been together for a long time, (since high school..) and as you can (probably not) imagine, this is really painful. But thank you for laughing. All of you. Oh yeah, and no we don't have sex in the dark. Though I am a huge fan of being blindfolded, preferably tied down in the process. I guess that counts as the dark.

Your story of how you and Susan met was quite Romantic.... I guess. Good story to tell the kids eh? Online love...

I can't really tell honestly if you meant it when you said big breasts were your favorite thing in the entire world. If it is true, I feel sorry for you. For all the amazing things out there in life, for everything you could encounter in your short lifetime here on earth, the one thing you want from everything out there is to suckle the very thing you first did---- a breast? (Or were you deprived of breastfeeding? Maybe that's the stem from which this has all "sprung".) There is nothing else your empty heart wants? Nothing else calls out to you stronger huh? How unambitious and lifeless. But it's your life. I can judge, yes, I'm allowed an opinion. But I will try to refrain from speaking it from now on.

Oh and thanks for trying to make me feel bad about my body in your response. So mature,really, teenage girls everywhere would agree.

 

[AchrisK]

Are you fucking kidding me?

yes.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[AchrisK]

Ah.. the old "prude feminazi" trick... It never ceases to make people feel like they're clever for using it.

I simply stated my opinion,and abrubtly and honestly at that. If that makes me a feminazi, well, then you are a feminazi too. As you seem to be just as honest and forthcoming as I am. So welcome to the club. It's not just for women.

Of course arguing whether or not I'm a prude with you is a pointless debate, I guess I feel like taking it on. Calling me a prude is like calling Donald Trump a hippie's midwife. While although I try to keep my dignity and know when (and where) to reveal or not reveal skin, I am not the Edwardian girl you assume me to be. (Hey, we both assume shit about people! Who woulda thought.) I've worn my fair share of short skirts and tight tops. I guess I'm just old enough now to realize I'll never earn anything I truly want by doing that. I basically met my best friend by having her pose naked for me (I'm a painter if you haven't noticed). Her posing completely nude for me was probably the greatest and most intimate way we could have formed a friendship. I've also had a male friend pose semi-naked for me--- yes of course it created a lot of jealousy between my boyfriend and I. But it wasn't sexual. It wasn't attention-seeking. It wasn't me putting my body up on myspace for men to oggle at.


My boyfriend didn't leave me--- But thank you for laughing so heartily---and heartlessly, at the thought. We're very seriously thinking of breaking up right now because I want a baby; and he doesn't. The good old baby-break-up... We've been together for a long time, (since high school..) and as you can (probably not) imagine, this is really painful. But thank you for laughing. All of you. Oh yeah, and no we don't have sex in the dark. Though I am a huge fan of being blindfolded, preferably tied down in the process. I guess that counts as the dark.

Your story of how you and Susan met was quite Romantic.... I guess. Good story to tell the kids eh? Online love...

I can't really tell honestly if you meant it when you said big breasts were your favorite thing in the entire world. If it is true, I feel sorry for you. For all the amazing things out there in life, for everything you could encounter in your short lifetime here on earth, the one thing you want from everything out there is to suckle the very thing you first did---- a breast? (Or were you deprived of breastfeeding? Maybe that's the stem from which this has all "sprung".) There is nothing else your empty heart wants? Nothing else calls out to you stronger huh? How unambitious and lifeless. But it's your life. I can judge, yes, I'm allowed an opinion. But I will try to refrain from speaking it from now on.

Oh and thanks for trying to make me feel bad about my body in your response. So mature,really, teenage girls everywhere would agree.

I don't feel like reading this

 

[CAIRATH]

I feel like unreading it.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Women like her are the reason so many men drink.

 

[The Ozzman]

Women like her are the reason so many men beat their wives.

Fixed

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Fixed

FTW.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Susperia]

One more thing.. Something I'm sure none of you thought of.

You're all men on this messageboard here, pretty much. It's sometimes weird being the pretty much only female. Let's say now this was actually a board of all women, and you were the one guy here. Sometimes the women start talking about dicks and posting pictures of dicks and stating what kind of dicks they like, etc etc. This of course makes you feel uncomfortable--- sometimes inadequate. Sometimes annoyed at how they love to talk about dicks. Then make lude comments about yours.
Then one day a girl comes on board and raves about her boyfriend's huge hairy dick. Then raves that she's obsessed with big massive dicks----Nothing interests her more. All she talks about is massive dicks (as it's her "favorite subject"). Little and average dicks are no fun. Ew. Fuck those. Only big dicks. Yum. You start to get the feeling the reasons for her being with said boyfriend are contrived.


Do you get my point? Probably not. Eh, I tried.

 

[Carcassian]

Ah.. the old "prude feminazi" trick... It never ceases to make people feel like they're clever for using it.

I simply stated my opinion,and abrubtly and honestly at that. If that makes me a feminazi, well, then you are a feminazi too. As you seem to be just as honest and forthcoming as I am. So welcome to the club. It's not just for women.

Of course arguing whether or not I'm a prude with you is a pointless debate, I guess I feel like taking it on. Calling me a prude is like calling Donald Trump a hippie's midwife. While although I try to keep my dignity and know when (and where) to reveal or not reveal skin, I am not the Edwardian girl you assume me to be. (Hey, we both assume shit about people! Who woulda thought.) I've worn my fair share of short skirts and tight tops. I guess I'm just old enough now to realize I'll never earn anything I truly want by doing that. I basically met my best friend by having her pose naked for me (I'm a painter if you haven't noticed). Her posing completely nude for me was probably the greatest and most intimate way we could have formed a friendship. I've also had a male friend pose semi-naked for me--- yes of course it created a lot of jealousy between my boyfriend and I. But it wasn't sexual. It wasn't attention-seeking. It wasn't me putting my body up on myspace for men to oggle at.


My boyfriend didn't leave me--- But thank you for laughing so heartily---and heartlessly, at the thought. We're very seriously thinking of breaking up right now because I want a baby; and he doesn't. The good old baby-break-up... We've been together for a long time, (since high school..) and as you can (probably not) imagine, this is really painful. But thank you for laughing. All of you. Oh yeah, and no we don't have sex in the dark. Though I am a huge fan of being blindfolded, preferably tied down in the process. I guess that counts as the dark.

Your story of how you and Susan met was quite Romantic.... I guess. Good story to tell the kids eh? Online love...

I can't really tell honestly if you meant it when you said big breasts were your favorite thing in the entire world. If it is true, I feel sorry for you. For all the amazing things out there in life, for everything you could encounter in your short lifetime here on earth, the one thing you want from everything out there is to suckle the very thing you first did---- a breast? (Or were you deprived of breastfeeding? Maybe that's the stem from which this has all "sprung".) There is nothing else your empty heart wants? Nothing else calls out to you stronger huh? How unambitious and lifeless. But it's your life. I can judge, yes, I'm allowed an opinion. But I will try to refrain from speaking it from now on.

Oh and thanks for trying to make me feel bad about my body in your response. So mature,really, teenage girls everywhere would agree.

Seems like time to stop laying the boot in chaps, if I may be so bold. Also Nec, that was pretty ungalant (the ex-bf thing).

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

One more thing.. Something I'm sure none of you thought of.

You're all men on this messageboard here, pretty much. It's sometimes weird being the pretty much only female. Let's say now this was actually a board of all women, and you were the one guy here. Sometimes the women start talking about dicks and posting pictures of dicks and stating what kind of dicks they like, etc etc. This of course makes you feel uncomfortable--- sometimes inadequate. Sometimes annoyed at how they love to talk about dicks. Then make lude comments about yours.
Then one day a girl comes on board and raves about her boyfriend's huge hairy dick. Then raves that she's obsessed with big massive dicks----Nothing interests her more. All she talks about is massive dicks (as it's her "favorite subject"). Little and average dicks are no fun. Ew. Fuck those. Only big dicks. Yum.


Do you get my point? Probably not. Eh, I tried.

Toy ponies are technically horses, so I'm technically hung like a horse.

Any man who is uncomfortable with the size of his own trunk isn't a man.