Check this shit!

[Captain Beard]

Jerry (Ed) 's grandma gave him a bible, she claims her boss's son has ties to Head from Korn, he lives two houses away from him, and he signed a bible for Jerry. They went to Israel together for his baptizing. And it IS signed, kids.

Edit: Photos to come soon.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

the horror

 

[Malergion]

Christ compels you...to stop believing in fairy tales like His existence!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Better be photos of said bible that you're sharing.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes.

 

[Malergion]

I wonder if it's the trendy thing today for relatively famous guys in bands traditionally opposed to Christian dogma (read, Head Maynard Keenan) to suddenly flip the fucking coin to the other side simply because it is the most blasphemous thing to do

 

[Captain Beard]

I thinks its mental collapse, and they need antipsychotics

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I thinks its mental collapse, and they need antipsychotics

Mental collapses are running rampant today. I really hope that guy (the fucktard imbecile lacking any social ...fuck it, HUMAN skills) I went to the faire with today is retarded. There's just no other excuse. That is the LAST time I hang out with someone I met on the net.

sup David

 

[Malergion]

Or the culmination of years of cheap beer.

 

[Malergion]

Mental collapses are running rampant today. I really hope that guy (the fucktard imbecile lacking any social ...fuck it, HUMAN skills) I went to the faire with today is retarded. There's just no other excuse. That is the LAST time I hang out with someone I met on the net.

sup David

I removed my social skils and replaced them with just not being an ass. It seems to work...kind of like switching Folgers with that Other Brand.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I removed my social skils and replaced them with just not being an ass. It seems to work...kind of like switching Folgers with that Other Brand.

You appear to have many redeeming qualities.


I was just hoping he'd choke at some point during the day. It was so bad I tried to lose him in the crowd (and we were about a 2 hour drive from home) so I could take off. *shudder* That is one of two horrible internet meetings I've had. Worse than "oh I forgot to mention my lazy eye and my 34 cats" guy, I think.

 

[Captain Beard]

Too many cats.

 

[Malergion]

Inventory:
1 Lazy Eye
1 Lazy Dog

 

[Captain Beard]

My Inventory: One lazy I.

 

[Malergion]

My Inventory: One lazy I.

Ayn Rand, here we go.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Too many cats.

Especially for one litter box.


I should have wondered why all of his pictures were just the left side of his face. That should be a red flag. I require full body photos now.

 

[Captain Beard]

Indeed. The dog isn't lazy, he's as active as a pup his age should be.

 

[TrueBeliever]

That is the LAST time I hang out with someone I met on the net.

I generally assume everyone online is a murderer/pervert/sociopath in person.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm all of the above.

 

[Malergion]

Especially for one litter box.


I should have wondered why all of his pictures were just the left side of his face. That should be a red flag. I require full body photos now.

I wonder what was wrong with the other side...did he get too friendly with his cats?