Children Of Bodom Greeting Cards!

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

That doesn't make any sense...but whatever dude.

Yeah...mabye quoting Fred Durst isn't all that great of an idea...

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Does anyone else have a good greeting card saying?

ok I'll bite...

Money's tight,
Times are hard
Here's your FUCKING greeting card!!

:Spin:

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Yeah...mabye quoting Fred Durst isn't all that great of an idea...

You quoted Fred Durst? uke:

 

[Peti]

Fred Durst is a motherfucker...

 

[C-Taylor]

fuck u. fred durst is a true black metaller, his sanitarium cover pro0ved it!!1

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Does anyone else have a good greeting card saying?

lemme make one up....

"You made me get 20 stitches to close the hole that broken bottle made on my head
You broke my girlfriend's leg
You said she was a whore.

But i still love you, Happy Bikers Day!"

 

[Lanterns]

Yeah...mabye quoting Fred Durst isn't all that great of an idea...

Fred Durst is a pussy! He's afraid of Tairrie B

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Excellent greeting card sayings, people!

And sorry about the Fred Durst quote...

Yes...he is a mother...uh...

A motherffffff...

A craphead!

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Come on dude say it!!

motherFUCKER!!!

 

[bodomite]

front of the card: I know what you can do

Inside of card: FUCK OFF YOUR BETTER OFF DEAD

 

[Evil_Ernie]

hehe I think OPR should download this and listen to it over and over...

http://nwwebworks.home.comcast.net/images/fword.wav

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Want to wish a fellow worker congratulations on his promotion?

Or wish another fellow worker farewell as he leaves the job?

Or wish your kid a most happy birthday?

Look no more! Children Of Bodom's got your back!

Tell your newly promoted friend congrats with this card...

YOU FILTHY WHORE! Sleeping with the boss may have helped you this time...but it won't help you from...TASTING THE SCYTHE!!!

Wish that fellow worker goodbye with a message saying...

Yeah, you better run!!! The reaper won't find you a new job...but he'll sure as hell find you a scythe to apply to!!!

And finally, that joyous of occassions...a child's birthday...

One thing about birthdays...IT'S ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH!!!

Let me just end it now...C'MON!!! THE SCYTHE IS CALLIN' YOUR NAME, YOU ROTTEN SPAWN OF SATAN!!!

 

[Evil_Ernie]

YOU FILTHY WHORE!

He said whore!!!! *sheds tear* He's growing up!!

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Well, there's an old Dolly Parton/Burt Reynolds movie called "The Best Whorehouse In Texas." It was an actual, major studio release, so I don't think it's all that bad. Mabye I'm wrong. It certainly doesn't have the impact of the c-word.

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Well, there's an old Dolly Parton/Burt Reynolds movie called "The Best Whorehouse In Texas." It was an actual, major studio release, so I don't think it's all that bad. Mabye I'm wrong. It certainly doesn't have the impact of the c-word.

Cunt?

 

[malice_vamp]

your mama suck cocks in hell

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

cool sense of humor...

 

[Peti]

hahuehuaheua... I'm still laughing: eat my scythe

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

yeah...good song title

 

[Peti]

hahahaha