Children Of Bodom Greeting Cards!

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

When you're thinking of your grandmother on her birthday...

Or you wish to tell a friend who's sick to get better...

Or you want to tell that special someone you're head over heals in love...

What better way to do it than with...

Children Of Bodom greeting cards!!!

Suprise your ill friend with a card that reads...

Hope you feel better?!?! F*CK THAT!!! EAT MY SCYTHE!!!

Or suprise grandma on her birthday with this delightful card...

You ain't dead yet, b*tch?!?! REAPER...LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON THIS WRINKLY BAG!!!

And finally...how's this for an 'I love you???'

I've got something long and hard for ya...AND IT AIN'T MY SCYTHE!!!

 

[Yetti]

 

[Lanterns]

Eat My Scythe!!

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Eat My Scythe!!

(takes out hankerchief and wipes eyes)

*sniffle* Yeah, that was rather touching, if I do say so myself...

 

[Evil_Ernie]

testing...

BITCH
FUCK
BITCH
FUCK

yes you can say these here...don't know why you are such a pussy and won't type them, OPR.

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

hahahaha, this is kinda sick

 

[Peti]

EAT MY SCYTHE!!!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

OPR, that was one of your best ones!

 

[Peti]

hahahaha
I was rolling on the floor when I read this
and now too

good one, overlord

 

[COBabe]

 

[stormy]

 

[Peti]

 

[Peti]

fuck!!!!
www.geocities.com/cobhuncrew/eatscythe.jpg

 

[BodomiC]

that was good

 

[Peti]

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

testing...

BITCH
FUCK
BITCH
FUCK

yes you can say these here...don't know why you are such a pussy and won't type them, OPR.

Less is more...

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Does anyone else have a good greeting card saying?

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Less is more...

That doesn't make any sense...but whatever dude.

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Actually, I don't curse that often...on a message board or in real life. People use strong language here all the time and on other message boards. AND in the real world. And the power of those words have just diluted.




Does anyone else have a good greeting card saying?