Children Of Bodom Happy Meal At McDonalds!

[tempestadiossa]

Hi guys.
My pals and I at school got plenty of stuff bout metal-fast food

BELZEBURGER, the satanist fast food
(Mascot= The Reaper Clown)

Menu:

Panzerotto division Marduk ("Panzerotto" is Italian fast food junk)
Tormentor of Christian Souls
Impaled NazaCream
Cracker of Filth
Carpaccian Forest (dunno how to translate "Carpaccio" in English, it is meat anyway)

and from now one the new offer "Happy Deal": a packet of Cracker of Filth for just your soul!

With the little female kid saying "Hell, it's damn good!"

A pal of mine pictured it but he gave away the drawing before I cud scan it.

 

[King Purple Rainbow]

Beelzeburger! Classic!

 

[deadly fog]

lol LOL

 

[DeadWinterDead]

This thread seems to be getting really funny.

 

[deadly fog]

yeah
i realy liked the part of the body parts

 

[DeadWinterDead]

Not as funny as www.deathclock.com/dlo.cfm .

 

[Sigma]

you should all get a kick out of this http://www.geocities.com/totalblack2000/Restaurant.html

i nearly crapped myself when i read it!

 

[Taliesin]

nice
I'll take some Cradle of Fries and some InFlames-kissed steak, but the Testa-Mints rule as well


Hey KPR, isn't it amazing to see how many bands Deep Purple and Dio have inspired? Apart from the musical part, that is hard to tell, there is "Machine Head", which originally was a Deep Purple album, and I've recently seen an album by a band called "Dream Evil" lol. I bet there's a band for almost every DP or Dio song out there

 

[King Purple Rainbow]

Thanks, Silent Downfall!

 

[NITRO666]

why don't we all send a concept to MC Donalds and open a metal-donalds?
Plenty of choices..
I sure would like to put my teeth in an Angela-mcmuffin hmmm..
or a mcturunen...
Think my girlfriend would love to see the Mcvan or the Rullo-Mcflurry... Hmm, let's introduce the Mcstan
All in the metal-mac package

Stan

 

[deadly fog]

metal burger....im sure that u wont be abler to put your teeth in angela macmuffin
after u will chry to eat your metal burger u wont have teath....
LOL

 

[King Purple Rainbow]

Originally posted by NITRO666
I sure would like to put my teeth in an Angela-mcmuffin hmmm..

That's the best idea yet...

 

[deadly fog]

LOL

 

[Dethroned]

Did somebody suggest French Fries that looks likes scythes? With bloody mayonnaise of course!

Something to drink?
- Bodom Cola is nice choice!

Somebody put something to my drink!!
- Maybe it's ice to keep it cooler?

 

[StorTroll]

Originally posted by King Purple Rainbow
I would be eating at McDonalds everyday!

Can you imagine kiddies grabbing their happy meals with reapers on it! And what could possibly be the special toy inside?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Did Somebody Say McBodom?

I think it´s enuf that we have to put up with McDonald's in the first place...

 

[King Purple Rainbow]

McDonalds will be a better place because of Children Of Bodom...

 

[DeadWinterDead]

Yeah... That's what they all say...

 

[King Purple Rainbow]

Children Of McBLT's!!!

 

[MaskOfSanity]

haha! this is hilarious "Mc Bodom" spread the word.

 

[King Purple Rainbow]

McBodom's back in town...McBodom's back in town!

Spread the word around!

McBodom's back in towwwwwwwwwwnnnnn!!!

McBodom's BACK...McBodom's BACK!