Choose one cosmetic surgery for free

[Onder]

If you could choose one for free and get it over without a problem, what would it be.

Would you enlarge your dick? Get rid of that lump on your face? Stuff your lips? Unstuff your lips?

Choose one.

 

[EspaDa]

I'd cut out some beauty spots. That's it.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Espada the Beautiful.

 

[EspaDa]

I can't complain about my appearance. I have no disfigurements or anything. I used to have acne, but thankfully got over it. Dick's alright too.

 

[Onder]

My ballsack is a little too saggy, if only I could unsag it for practicality.

EDIT: It's good that there's enough room for the ballers though so I wouldn't probably go through with it.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i bet i know what morty would change

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

My ballsack is a little too saggy, if only I could unsag it for practicality.

EDIT: It's good that there's enough room for the ballers though so I wouldn't probably go through with it.

That's a sign of proper manhood. The women back in the prehistoric days used to always look for the guy with the saggiest balls.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I got a big dick so...I guess get rid of my body fat and model myself more like Arnold in Conan the Barbarian.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... how about those itty-bitty tiny hands of yours?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

What are you even talking about?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

oh you know babe. i mentally scarred you for years with that shit. had you crying about it for months, maybe even years.

Is this like the last time when you went crying to the mods and asked them to delete my posts and were like "i have no idea what you are talking about"? You seem to use that line a lot, but then again you do come from an inbred cesspool of midwestern hick genetics ... so im not really surprised that most of your brain cells arent functioning properly.

 

[Draehl]

Not sure if it exists, but a thicker beard on my cheeks. Got a thick as fuck head of hair and can grow a mean stache, goatee or neckbeard. Sparse on the cheeks tho. Really a killjoy when I let it grow out.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... is this what you're going for?

 

[CF87]

When I was a teen had a varicocele vein that ran down into my balls and they removed it out through my stomach, after most of the time my balls were fucked up, if I got surgery again I would ask the docs to fuck up my ballsac twice as much.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i think goatees look gay as fuck.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I got a big dick so...

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I still don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

 

[Dak]

Penile reduction, can't keep sending thots to the ER.

 

[no country for old wainds]

my biggest insecurities about my appearance could be solved by just not being such a lazy fuck and exercising more tbh

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Am I allowed to wait twenty years before I cash in on this free cosmetic surgery?

Not sure if it exists, but a thicker beard on my cheeks. Got a thick as fuck head of hair and can grow a mean stache, goatee or neckbeard. Sparse on the cheeks tho. Really a killjoy when I let it grow out.

Hair transplants for facial hair are a thing.