Choose one cosmetic surgery for free

[Master_Yoda77]

I mean, it has more upsides than just being useful in a super hypothetical survival situation, like never having to pay for glasses/contacts again.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Last I checked it costs about 30 years worth of contacts counting insurance coverage, recovering from the surgery is not a pleasant experience, and there's something highly unnatural about mutilating your fucking eyeballs with a laser, so I wouldn't call it the most attractive of options.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

People that get Lasik or similar often need to have it done more than once. My dad had it done once in his early 30s and by the time he hit his late 40s his vision had gotten worse again; now he just wears glasses though.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

10 years of being even a little better would be excellent. I can't even read my phone without glasses, pressing the reset button on the ol peepers would be totally worth it. If my glasses break or I lose them somewhere, I can't drive or function. Awful vision is a serious handicap.

 

[The Ozzman]

20/20 vision (almost) master race at least at the moment. Who knows what will happen in 10 years with my vision or anything else?

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Awful vision is my handicap as well and I've always been envious of perfect vision. My friends make the joke that my glasses are the only thing I don't lose and that's how they know I need it. I'm very near sighted so right now I don't need it (typing on my phone) or for reading I don't either. But anything like a couple feet and it's blurry as fuck. Contacts aren't covered under my insurance ((I actually should check it might be now)) but I can't touch my eyeballs so that'd be useless anyways.


Also the recovery of lasik I've heard horror stories. One friend had a very easy recovery. One said she locked herself in the closet and called her mom because her eyes were hurting from the light and pitch dark wasn't even covering it. It seems worth it, but still to this day that same friend blinks like she's going to take her eye out, while the other one is fine. I think it has to do with your cornea and if it's healthy or not.

 

[CF87]

i agree with the Lasek, if I clean my contacts sometimes regardless get headaches directly in my eyes, one night at 2 in the morning my vision was going and every 20 minutes it was worse where all of the sudden could barely see, i thought it was my contacts and it was not, i started getting freaked out and went to bed, when i got up my vision was normal again

I still don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

instead of getting wet brain he got roid brain instead

 

[PrincessHades]

Now I'd probably go for the hair transplant.

 

[CiG]

What happened?

 

[no country for old wainds]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and infer that he went bald

 

[CiG]

Poor bastard, he's like 12.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Some guys bald really young, my guy started losing his hair when he was like 18. Blames it on being a musician so long though, his theory is that the bright lights on stage fried his follicles. On pure elementary logic that kinda makes sense.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

That makes no fucking sense at all and you're disgracing your superior Ashkenazi genetics by even entertaining such a theory.

 

[The Butt]

Shorten my penis.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Instagram shows videos of people who get makeup tattooed permanently. Like I came across one where this lady got freckles tattooed. As someone with a small amount of freckles I don’t understand why anyone would want a bunch of dots on their face.

 

[CF87]

I would make my penis smaller than it is and then I would piss more on my balls.

 

[CiG]

Freckles almost always enhance a woman's attractiveness imo, but tattooing freckles on is pretty retarded.

I would make my penis smaller than it is and then I would piss more on my balls.

Real men just make their balls bigger.

 

[The Butt]

Fuck that. Real men just get a third ball.

 

[CiG]

Often with a chain attached.

 

[Onder]

Shorten my penis.

You want vagina?