Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee

[NAD]

we have clearance, clarence.
roger, roger. what's our vector, victor.

 

[NAD]

it's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
all: it's an entirely different kind of flying.

 

[NAD]

oh stewardess, i speak jive.

 

[NAD]

sorry son, no dogs on the plane. i'm afraid scraps will have to be shot!
*BANG*
SCRAPS!!!
just joking! blanks, see, scraps is fiiiiine!

 

[NAD]

the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, a head honcho...

 

[NAD]

dudes i could seriously go all day. i watched airplane I and II EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND for 5 years straight when i was much younger.

 

[Demonspell]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines...

 

[JayKeeley]

I like my coffee black. Like my men.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

bruce lee will forever be the master. but chuck is a complete badass.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

please come to the white courtesy telephone

 

[dorian gray]

awesome thread!
first: both of these dudes would get knocked out instantly by dan severn, tito ortiz, chuck liddel, etc.

second: did anyone notice a "walker: texas ranger" movie was on the other night? i actually caught my wife watching it.

third: a million years ago i saw a chuck movie where he battles a cyborg or android or something. anyway, i just remember at the end, he kicks the fucker into a well. what movie is it?

 

[E-bortion]

awesome thread!
first: both of these dudes would get knocked out instantly by dan severn, tito ortiz, chuck liddel, etc.

second: did anyone notice a "walker: texas ranger" movie was on the other night? i actually caught my wife watching it.

third: a million years ago i saw a chuck movie where he battles a cyborg or android or something. anyway, i just remember at the end, he kicks the fucker into a well. what movie is it?

I mentioned Tito Ortiz earlier. Chuck Liddel would pose a chance as well. However, Dan Severn is old and worn out now. Although if we are speaking of these people in their primes, who knows. Although, Severn has a quality about him that pisses me off. I think its the facial hair.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Is this some kind of fucking joke?!

BRUCE FUCKIN' LEE...nuff said.

 

[E-bortion]

The Walker Texas Ranger lever!!!

 

[dorian gray]

ha! dan severn is like 60 years old and has an AWESOME mustache.

 

[JayKeeley]

RC UPDATE:

Chuck Norris is now the official RC mascot.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

this is funny, but seriously, it's true. it's an impossible bet to regulate, but i can just about guarantee that bruce lee was the toughest man that has ever lived. i forget which movie it is, but he's doing some exercise routines in front of the camera and the dude literally had complete mastery over every muscle in his body.

that dude that got killed by the horsedick wouldn't know what hit him if bruce lee ass fucked him am i rite.

That's the famous scene at the end of Enter the Dragon. I think.

Bruce Lee would eat Tito Ortiz for an appetizer, lol

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

ultimate fighters couldnt touch bruce. stop kidding yourselves.

 

[haddsie]

Bruce Lee > Dan Severn.... DUH Dan Severn is an old dude with a homo-stache a-la Village People style

Bruce Lee > any UFC fighter... again DUH!

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee > Jesus, Allah, & the dark lord put together

Bruce Lee > metal

that's right, I said it.