Confessions of the Absurd and ridiculous kind

I listen to Heart, Blondie, and The Bangles when I clean.

I use to be a dumbass tweeker.

I'm considering anti-depressants.

I love vicodin and Somas.

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My Soma is starting to kick in.
 
yeah, well i have ADD too, and i don't take ritalin, so h a!

hahaha don't mind me

and you don't take ritalin, you take imatation ritalin! (probably wasn't supposed to say that, otherwise you would have said that in the first place)

:p
 
Oh here I go...

The day I got my first kiss was the same day I lost my virginity

In kindergarten I was throwing these huge rocks around and some dumb kid walked in front of my rock and it hit him in the head and he fell down and his head started to bleed and all the teachers rushed over to him. An ambulance came and took him away and I ran and started playing with random kids to blend in. That kid never came back to school.....

I used to work for the band Bush

I have a "yearbook" thing from 1st grade and I said I liked to read about Jesus

I was a snowflake in a pageant at school where I had to wear a white shirt and a white skirt with little snowball thingies all over it, and I was so excited I forgot to put on underwear.
 
the remixed version of "mouth" is soooo sexy. don't like the original on razorblade suitcase so much though. i like limited amounts of bush