Confessions
- Thread starter Shpongled
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Speaking of massive shits, my three lunches from yesterday exited this morning, in a rather forceful and liquid manner.
Undefined
Indefinite Entity
Well he just ate so he won't be having a shit anytime soon, you can get an upset stomach from not taking a dump though, but that's a different kind of pain which is easily relieved.
Undefined
Indefinite Entity
You took a picture of your shit and of the paper you wiped your ass with... I don't think there's any godlier of a win for a woman than that
I was impressed. Congrats on the job too, do you get discounts on flights?Thanks Joe. For now I'm just a temp, so no discounts. Perhaps when I go on permanently, if the company still exists by then 
Brooks
Eyes Wide Open
Terribly so.
And his 'non-trolling' posts are insincere attempts at seeming 'understanding' and 'insightful'. Essentially a failure at everything.
These last few pages are textbook Joe: fevered ego, delusional narcissist, false flag waver. It's a shame that he'll never understand this and just walk away on his own.
Undefined
Indefinite Entity
Thanks Joe. For now I'm just a temp, so no discounts. Perhaps when I go on permanently, if the company still exists by then
What airline is it? And hopefully you get something because that'd be pretty badass.
DreamNeonBlack
Member
Speaking of which, microwave popcorn on sale buy one get 2 free. I'm sooooo bloated this week. I just took a HUGE popcorn shit and I'm still on the bloaty side of things.
Brooks
Eyes Wide Open
I'll make a confession: all I look for in anyone is authenticity and curiosity. If I find neither, I'll keep right on walking.
Dead_Lioness
Godless
American.
Brooks
Eyes Wide Open
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Lordlucid
Warning: Contains Alcohol
Psychonaut
God Of Emptiness
I have something. Your ninjas. They raided my pantry last night. LOL at the one who got the stale biscotti.
Psychonaut
God Of Emptiness
Jace_Mereel
Freakame, Freakayou!
JenniferGentle
Member
Hmm, I'm not sure whether this is a confession or more a strange little "tick", but:
I HATE knocking on people's office doors. Whenever I am arriving somewhere I am expected at a meeting with someone where they will be in an office or somewhere I have to go looking for them, I always get so anxious, and feel so awkward. It's hard to explain, I almost feel guilty for interrupting them? For example I meet with my research supervisor at 12:30 on Thursday afternoons, in her office which is an office in the general psychology office. Sometimes she's in her office, sometimes she's on her way back from class, so I end up knocking on her door and waiting around anyway. It's so awkward. It's so embarrassing, so I guess this was a confession, haha.
I HATE knocking on people's office doors. Whenever I am arriving somewhere I am expected at a meeting with someone where they will be in an office or somewhere I have to go looking for them, I always get so anxious, and feel so awkward. It's hard to explain, I almost feel guilty for interrupting them? For example I meet with my research supervisor at 12:30 on Thursday afternoons, in her office which is an office in the general psychology office. Sometimes she's in her office, sometimes she's on her way back from class, so I end up knocking on her door and waiting around anyway. It's so awkward. It's so embarrassing, so I guess this was a confession, haha.
El Stormo
Member
I am a master at telling people things they already know. This might seem like a useless talent, but it's actually very helpful at timesBut thanks Stormo. Though I knew most of what you said, it was good to hear it from someone else.
As long as it's not onion soup...What about people who smell like soup?
True. Kissing a smoker is like sticking your tongue in a fucking ashtray.
True.
Captain Beard
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They used to eat hardtack, so the Biscotti wouldn't faze them.
Some of them are sex offenders, hence Ninja RAPE shed.
