What kind of drunk are you?

I like being 'buzzed' but I definitely know my abilities and body so well, I know exactly when to stop in order not to get 'smashed' and puking and all that crap.
I'm a social drinker, and when 'buzzed' I'm definitely becoming even more friendly and talkative. I also tend to hug. hah!
 
How many humans successfully wooed their mates with romance? There is no simple answer as to why people are with the ones they are.

Honestly, alcohol is likely responsible for more couples than romance
 
I am most definitely a happy drunk, I do and say random stupid shit which tends to be fun and people like to hang with me but when I get super smashed I just puke and fuck shit up which is why I no longer drink hard alc. I don't understand how some people get wayyyy too drunk and then instead of learning from their mistake, keep doing it.
 
Though you must ask yourself: how many lions have successfully woo'd their lioness with 'romance'?

Your analogy is lost on me because I'm not a lion.

How many humans successfully wooed their mates with romance? There is no simple answer as to why people are with the ones they are.

Honestly, alcohol is likely responsible for more couples than romance

Exactly. Is romance even still alive?
 
I do math and stare in befuddlement at the shenanigans taking place in the IRC room... so it's like being sober, but I do math better. Also, I don't worry so much about arguments over proper form while hate-fucking drop bears under the influence of mead.

Jeff
 
Mmmmm I drank a bottle of Jameson with water as a mixer last night. I wasn't hungover, short of a headache but drinking led me to stay up until 6 A.M. which led to sleeping in until Noon.

I should have stuck with my original plan of getting high instead....now here I am, doing homework at the 11th fucking hour.
 
:lol:

Nazi alert! I know fine well, but mistakes creep in sometimes, do they not?

I read a study a while ago that found almost every page of written text, regardless of who has written it, will have one mistake, at least, on it.