What kind of drunk are you?

[Captain Beard]

Probably not. I completely ignored you guys when you did it at his house, so mine came up more or less independently.

 

[Malergion]

Andrew didn't though. He thought it was the tits.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh man I'm going to get retarded drunk on Halloween. And I have whip-its, so I will also be getting literally retarded.

 

[Captain Beard]

Andrew didn't though. He thought it was the tits.

Yeah, he remarked something about "Oh god, not again." Then his wife's sister tried to join in, and we kinda monocled at her. It's hard to describe unless you're there. Poor kid couldn't keep up, I suggested she go do girly things like talk about boys. I forgot what she said, but it was snarky.

Oh man I'm going to get retarded drunk on Halloween. And I have whip-its, so I will also be getting literally retarded.

Why are you inhaling nitrous?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Because it gets you crazy fucked up for like 30 seconds! I haven't done it in like two years, and I saw whip-its for sale at this lingerie/porn store the other day and figured this weekend would be a good time for them.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

loud, funny, free style rapping constantly, pretty much retarded.
I was drunk as balls saturday night and it was awesome! Wish I had pictures

 

[Captain Beard]

Because it gets you crazy fucked up for like 30 seconds! I haven't done it in like two years, and I saw whip-its for sale at this lingerie/porn store the other day and figured this weekend would be a good time for them.

Don't overdo it, replacing oxygen in the brain with other gasses was never in your long-term genetic plans.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I know, I haven't done them in two years. I only have a ten pack for four people anyway, and nitrous isn't nearly as damaging as inhaling keyboard cleaner or anything.

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't inhale the cleaner please.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Don't overdo it, replacing oxygen in the brain with other gasses was never in your long-term genetic plans.

It was in Hitler's!

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't know what's worse, that I giggled at your comment in earnest, or that you took the time to think it up.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Oh, it was the first thing that came to my head

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

can't sleep. raaahhh

 

[Captain Beard]

You need a good, hard buttfucking. You'll fall right to sleep then... or cry all night. I think the giver sleeps well though.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

thanks, but no.

hmm...

 

[Captain Beard]

I didn't say I was going to do the giving.

*Recalls rape ninjas*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i'm just opposed to anything of any penetrative nature going anywhere near my ass.

 

[Captain Beard]

Near is relative. Near as in poking at it, or near as in "AAAAAA! *Runs from ninja penises*" ?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Drinking: With Det Som Engang Var

First, I down some warm up shots. Then start the mixed drinks. Then more shots. Then I become the entertainer of the room, with raunchy intoxicated humor. Meanwhile alpha maleing the Asians that happen to be there.

My mom is just a complete bitch when she drinks, though.

 

[neal]

oh shit, detsom became a playa!