Confessions...

Motley Crue's "Hooligan's Holiday." Yep, I love that song.... there is an explanation, however.


I originally hated this track. Great production, but it just didn't sound like the Crue. Totally different vibe. I had reserved myself to hating this song for the rest of my life when...


I had front row for Penthouse Pet/Porn Goddess Racquel Darrian. Sure enough, she struts out on stage to the aforementioned song. Seeing (IMHO) one of the world's most beautiful women grinding her ass to those low-tuned 'chugg-chugg's" can have a very profound effect.:OMG: I was an instant convert.

-0z-
 
I like CoCoRosie, Coldplay, Dj Shadow and Nicola Conte and Cut Chemist and Amon Tobim and most of the alternative and old school dj hip hop scene. I also like squarepusher and aphex twin and other guys from Warp Records and Ninja Tune.
 
Dare I say this (espeically coming from a grindcore head).

"The Labyrinth soundtrack"

Good memories as a child, might be that. Or because I do genrally love it, lol.
 
I like Sir Mix-A-Lot, Public Enemy, Gravediggaz, and the Beastie Boys.

I wanted to bang Christina Aguillera when I was a senior in H.S.

I like Ryan Reynolds.

I recorded guitar for a country-pop demo for a gay dude my mom worked with when I was 16 or so.

I played in a cover band that played such shit as "Heavens On Fire" by Kiss, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot", "I Love Rock & Roll", and a lot of other lame-ness.

I paid to see Joan Jett. We don't get very many concerts in Butte, MT.

I've worked shows for Society 1, Skinlab, Dope, Pissing Razors, and Nazareth.

I was in a band that opened up for Alice Cooper, Starship, Loverboy, and The Marshall Tucker Band.

I almost came in my pants when I met Peter Steele. I was REALLY into Type O Negative for a while.

I used to be a local professional wrestler when I lived in Tucson, AZ. It wasn't as professionally produced as WWE or anything, but it was cool.

My first concert was when I was 5....AC/DC and White Lion. I fell asleep during AC/DC because I couldn't see the stage with some big dumbass in front of me.

I used to work in a hospital where one of my duties was to take dead people from throughout the hospital to the morgue. "To The Morgue!!!....Going To The Morgue..."

I apparently play Motley Crue songs better than anyone I know has ever heard before. I don't know whether I should be proud of that or not. Funny thing is....I'm not that fond of Motley Crue.

I fucked a chick that fucked Two Live Crew....and found out about this later.

I cried when both Chuck Schuldiner and Dimebag Darrel died.

I like Nickelback, but mostly only because of thier production.

I like Jazz, Blues, and Classical music....I fucking HATE 90% of the Techno that is out there.

I think Steve Vai, Paul Gilbert, Joe Satriani, Jason Becker, and a few others are remarkable guitarists. I think people who claim to be just as good as the aforementioned, and sit on the internet and go wee-dilly-wee in chat rooms while arguing that everyone elses solos suck are fuckin dirt dick poseurs. I came to this realization after playing guitar in internet chat rooms.

I like Dokken.
 
This thread is great!
U2, Sigur Ros and Vamp(Norwegian) Tir n/a Noir is great! William Orbit`s, Barbers Adagio For Strings is amazing... Barber`s original is to b eplayed in my funeral. :|

:D
 
Britney Spears





no no wait...





anal







no no wait...





Britney Spears doing anal




yah, that sounds better...



Actually just change Britney with Angelina, Britney is ugly.




And....




Well....



Confessions?




I like turtles




Now go catch some sleep, idiot.
 
You just had to resurrect this, didn't you? Oh, balls...

I hate loud records. I don't understand why people would want to get their mixes to -7dB RMS when they could get the same volume from - gasp - their stereo volume knob and leave the dynamics alone. Jesus God, why do you people hate music? Of course I'll study it, to know how to make clipping and limiting and compressing and otherwise raping tracks sound good, and I'll try to help people with it as much as I can... but when I talk with people about how to get mixes louder I feel like I'm selling Dragonforce records to middle schoolers...

I smoke cigars, drive an SUV, and actively speak against gun control, taxes, and welfare. I, my dear friends and colleagues, have turned Republican, and I have no idea how. Granted, we're still talking Goldwater libertarian-by-another-name Republicanism and not modern neocon nonsense, but I have no idea how this happened.

I know beyond any possible doubt that getting into relationships is a fucking mess because they invariably have two flaws: me, and someone batshit insane enough to want to sleep with me. That never stops me, of course, because not only am I an adult male, all of the women crazy enough to think I'm a good idea somehow wind up being gorgeous and tempting enough to change any celibate's mind about unlawful carnal knowledge... but there is no way for anything of the sort to survive any longer than a bottle of Jack at an AA meeting.

I have a two-foot-tall stuffed panda guarding my computer from the elves. The strangest part is that it's working incredibly well. Yay, bear... I think.

HA HA! I DON'T OWN A TUBE AMP!

Jeff
 
'Grats for the panda, me has a Gizmo-gremlin and a flully penguin guarding my tiny cd collection
Oh and for the loudness... there actually ARE people listening to you ;-)
My current masters are rarely peaking at -9,5dB RMS.
 
I hate loud records. I don't understand why people would want to get their mixes to -7dB RMS when they could get the same volume from - gasp - their stereo volume knob and leave the dynamics alone. Jesus God, why do you people hate music? Of course I'll study it, to know how to make clipping and limiting and compressing and otherwise raping tracks sound good, and I'll try to help people with it as much as I can...

Jeff


A-Fucking-MEN brother!