Controversial opinions on metal

[ProphetofHatred]

Sterile death metal littered with picking band sweeps. I would think you'd know, given it's your favorite thing ever.

 

[The Butt]

Lol, there's no such thing as vanilla tech-death, son. "Vanilla" would be more appropriately labeled to most of the generic slam garbage you listen to.

Also, the tech-death i listen to is fucking elite. It's not my fault you're too softheaded to understand.

And you're clearly wrong, whitechapel and suicide silent are my favorite things ever. Can we be buddies now?

99% of tech-death sucks. :danceboy:

yeah but you can't get more vanilla then the bands i mentioned earlier

Sabbath and Priest are better than anything you listen to tbh.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

lol, your face sucks.

 

[BeyondTorment]

u mad, bro?

 

[The Butt]

lol, your face sucks.

Nice comeback.

Ironically, the same thing your mother said last night.

Oh and she also said tech death sucks.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

lol wasn't really a comeback, just laughing at that little dancing emoji.

u mad, bro?

big time. I'm absolutely furious.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Oh and she also said tech death sucks.

It's rather unlikely that she likes metal in general, so that doesn't exactly mean much.

 

[The Butt]

TB: Oh fuck, this one is gonna make you lose it then.

TECHDEATH SUCKS

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

The "your mom" comeback was classic though! Truly brilliant!

It's rather unlikely that she likes metal in general, so that doesn't exactly mean much.

She's a huge Dying Fetus fan.

 

[Mort Divine]

Also, the tech-death i listen to is fucking elite. It's not my fault you're too softheaded to understand.

that might be the single doucheiest thing I've read here

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... cmon now baby girl, you top that on a daily basis.

 

[Nephilim96]

Ironically, the same thing your mother said last night.

Good job Butt, you just made fun of yourself.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Well that all depends on if the guy likes eating/sucking pussy or not.

 

[The Butt]

What straight man doesn't?

Regardless though, it gave me an opportunity to get another tech death jab in so it got the job done.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Vanilla isn't even a derogatory term. It just describes the subgenre at its purest form without branching off into other places. A lot of OSDM (early Death and Morbid Angel) is vanilla death metal.

basically vanilla = regular

Gay tbh

 

[Baroque]

A lot of tech death is a bunch of otherwise good musicians just wanking on their instruments with some harsh vocals, and no thought to good songwriting. Some of it has enough fireworks that fit together to stay entertaining, like a hollywood action flick or something. It has the potential to be incredibly awesome, I just feel like that potential is seldomly realized.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Gay tbh

What is?

Do you twats down there in australia not know what vanilla means?

@Baroque: When i listen to an album like Incurso, a "hollywood action flick" is the last thing i'd compare to those near perfect, highly intricate and dense compositions. Far from it. It's just as good as most of the best tech-thrash albums out there ... in just about every way, and that's including songwriting. Same can be said for many other technical death metal bands like Obscura, Gorod, Atheist, Martyr, Gorguts, Suffocation, Gorguts, Psycroptic, Ulcerate, Decapitated etc.

 

[Satanstoenail]

What is?

Do you twats down there in australia not know what vanilla means?

It means bland, pedestrian, unexciting, yawnworthy in the context presented here. But if you wanna call pure DM vanilla, go right ahead there champ. It seems like a bit of a fruity descriptor to me.

 

[End of Glory]

Well that all depends on if the guy likes eating/sucking pussy or not.

What straight man doesn't?

Depends on the girl...:Spin:

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

It means bland, pedestrian, unexciting, yawnworthy in the context presented here. But if you wanna call pure DM vanilla, go right ahead there champ. It seems like a bit of a fruity descriptor to me.

Like i said it means ordinary, standard, regular etc .... look it up for yourself. And yes early Death and Morbid Angel is vanilla death metal just as early Megadeth, Testament, Exodus and such are vanilla thrash and so on. It's not that complicated.

I'm not going to bother with this anymore. Goodnight y'all.