Controversial opinions on metal

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Literally everyone is an alt, right?

THERE IS NO SPOON.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Remove Halford's flaccid jaundiced member from your mouth and stop being so ridiculously affronted. It's a decent cover and fits well on the album. Also comparing Lombardo to Phillips is apples & oranges.

Nope, it's total shit. It's abhorrent, wretched, toxic, and problematic.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I assume that's sarcastic. Because Jim Carrey.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Nope, it's total shit. It's abhorrent, wretched, toxic, and problematic.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

I assume that's sarcastic. Because Jim Carrey.

I'm surprised you're that old. I assumed you were in your late 40s or early 50s but nope. Almost 60.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I'm surprised you're that old. I assumed you were in your late 40s or early 50s but nope. Almost 60.

Well, I'm glad I give off an air of youth relative to my age.

 

[The Batlord]

Fun? I didn't realize generic radio schmaltz with none of your original fire and bite was "fun".

I have and continue to listen to way worse. And I don't really know how you could criticize those albums for being "generic radio smaltz" when they were made in a style that was popular in the 80s but not at the time they were actually released.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I have and continue to listen to way worse. And I don't really know how you could criticize those albums for being "generic radio smaltz" when they were made in a style that was popular in the 80s but not at the time.

It's 80's a little, but at the same time they adopted an aesthetic to their production and composition reminiscent more of modern rock than anything. Sanitized of all grime, guts, and grit, and distilled into an essence of boring, antiseptic auditory fodder.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

It's 80's a little, but at the same time they adopted an aesthetic to their production and composition reminiscent more of modern rock than anything. Sanitized of all grime, guts, and grit, and distilled into an essence of boring, antiseptic auditory fodder.

That's the ultimate problem. It was gutless. The visceral quality of their previous records was part of the appeal.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

That's the ultimate problem. It was gutless.

I hope you're referring to their 90's and 2000's work.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

I hope you're referring to their 90's and 2000's work.

Obviously.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Obviously.

Agreed then, I just thought you may have been reaching back to the three 80's records I rattled off earlier.

 

[The Batlord]

Gutless or not, no way am I taking myself seriously enough that I can't enjoy something this gloriously stupid.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[CiG]

The door is over there, don't let the knob confuse you, you're not supposed to deepthroat it.

Says the guy putting the shit in his ears instead of his toilet.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Says the guy putting the shit in his ears instead of his toilet.

Shit? Now, now, you leave Darkthrone's last few records out of this.

 

[The Batlord]

Lars almost got his ass kicked by Nikki Sixx? lulz

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

lol, yeah that's funny. But everyone knows lars is a little twat.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I love both Crüe and Metallica, so them feuding is comical to me. Had Nikki caught Lars? Let's just say Metallica would've needed to do some auditioning afterwards.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

that pinky finger etiquette though