Controversial opinions on metal

[The Ozzman]

listen to at dawn they sleep over and over until you start orgasming and/or die

Maybe tomorrow if I'm not listening to Killswitch Engage or something

 

[Xorv]

Here's a controversial opinion. After painstaking research and endless analysis I have come to the conclusion that forest metal is a real genre thanks to recent releases and such. Which supports my hypothesis.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Maybe tomorrow if I'm not listening to Killswitch Engage or something

ugh

 

[The Ozzman]

ugh

Go listen to U2

 

[no country for old wainds]

Here's a controversial opinion. After painstaking research and endless analysis I have come to the conclusion that forest metal is a real genre thanks to recent releases and such. Which supports my hypothesis.

i'm happy for forest metal to become an established genre because i doubt there's a single heterosexual band in the world to which that tag could legitimately be applied. makes sifting through the crap easier for me.

 

[Xorv]

You wouldn't survive one night in nature, pff typical spoiled americans with their escalades and ice coffe, pfffffff

 

[S<issors]

xorv is ridic. 'nuff said.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Go listen to U2

honestly i don't think i've listened to U2 in a couple of years... regardless Joshua Tree is 10 million times the album that any trendcore bullshit will ever be.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

you've increasingly been getting all these shitheads saying it's 2 amazing bookends with 8 songs of filler between them (it's more like 2 amazing bookends with a few amazing and a few merely great songs in between), or that all the songs sound the same (an understandable claim for people who don't like metal but bewildering nonsense in the context of thrash)

While it's true I don't care much for homogeneous music like Slayer, it's not the only reason I dislike RiB. I just don't see what there is to like, even with the "2 amazing bookends" Angel of Death and Raining Blood. I guess I must not like the sound of it in general, or something, but I find SNM to be tons better.

 

[Vossyrus]

I've noticed a lot of people lately using the word "homogeneous" to describe music. I guess it works, I just find it odd, and rather amusing.

 

[Onder]

I've noticed a lot of people lately using the word "homogeneous" to describe music. I guess it works, I just find it odd, and rather amusing.

"A homogeneous suite"

 

[Vegard Pompey]

I've noticed a lot of people lately using the word "homogeneous" to describe music. I guess it works, I just find it odd, and rather amusing.

It's something we RiB haters use to express dislike for RiB, since all our statements are just recycled statements previously used by smarter people.

 

[Nightmare_Heaven]

Hell Awaits rapes every other Slayer album in the arse, end of story.

 

[Dak]

Here's a controversial opinion. After painstaking research and endless analysis I have come to the conclusion that forest metal is a real genre thanks to recent releases and such. Which supports my hypothesis.

...and what classifies as "forest metal"?

 

[Mort Divine]

Sepultura's first three > Slayer's first three

 

[The Ozzman]

Beneath the Remains > Slayer's entire catalog

 

[King Richard]

You both need to go jump off of a cliff.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

No.

 

[divine_torture]

...and what classifies as "forest metal"?

Wonderful. Yet another genre tag. Gotta love it.

 

[Einherjar86]

Foretht metal ith tha muthic of tha mighty foretht!