Controversial opinions on metal

[divine_torture]

I lol'd.

 

[Mort Divine]

Mort Divine likes Pain of Queensryche... I mean salvation. GAY

PoS sounds nothing like Queensryche but ok

 

[Savern]

People that like Dream Theater are gay. There's nothing more gay than a band of musicians striving to be Queensryche.... sure they might be metal as fuck, but they're still Gay.

Tbh DT only tried (and failed) to be Queensryche on When Day and Dream Unite.

 

[divine_torture]

Then they tried (and failed) to be a good band on every album.

 

[Doomguy]

Then they tried (and failed) to be a good band on every album.

This.

 

[Mentok]

Why listen to DT when you have Symphony X anyway

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Because Symphony X is fucking boring?

 

[mutantllama]

Because Symphony X is fucking boring?

Not really.


Though they have wankier parts to their music, they can still write awesome riffs and shit.

 

[The Ozzman]

Stupid fucks

 

[Ross]

Pretty sure it sucks like everything else there in Denm.. Skåne.

My parents live in Bunkeflostrand, a suburb right next to the Öresund Bridge and holy shit 70% of the people there are Danish.

 

[divine_torture]

Stupid fucks

Based on their sound, I'm guessing that little girl is one of the band members' girlfriend. Oh, snizap, yo!

 

[challenge_everything]

That's the only album I like from Dream Theater. And yeah Portnoy is massively overrated.

 

[Vimana]

That's the only album I like from Dream Theater. And yeah I like black cocks the best.

FYP

 

[challenge_everything]

yeah whatever

 

[Vimana]

I'm just attacking your sexuality because I know you're a homo since you don't share my liking for Dream Theater.

 

[divine_torture]

Except that you're the cock lover...with your sucking of Mike Portnoy's wang.

 

[Vimana]

Drummers have the best wangs. They taste like honey.

 

[katierose]

Really? I've been doing it wrong this whole time then..

 

[Vimana]

I play drums. And before you ask me, yes.

 

[katierose]

I've actually been told by my lady friends that if I must date a band dude, make sure it's the dummer because they are the least egotistical and they aren't full of rock star faggotry. Is this true? Hahaha.