Cool Occupations

[xfer]

Skywriter. Think of the potential!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

wow you are right.

 

[chupe666]

The guy who makes sure the glue is safe to sniff.
Highs beyond highs.

 

[deadair]

i wonder what the bennies are like for the glue sniffing job...

 

[xfer]

I would totally spitewrite, like flying over Yasser Arafat's hideout and making a huge STAR OF DAVID or flying low over wealthy peoples' outdoor weddings and writing dirty limericks about girls from Nantucket.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

heheh

benefits:

- spend the work day higher than a motherfucker
- early retirement

 

[minxnim]

i would be scared i would spell shit wrong.
like 'happy birfday lisa!' or something.

i think i may actually have a side job as a model soon for the city posing as a teenager in an anti-drug ad which is so ironic for so many reasons i cannot begin to explain it.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

begin! begin!

also you should post your disgusting stories here, it's a whole new audience!

 

[minxnim]

well, for one, i would be looking up at the camera with a caption "who do you want your daughter to look up to?" and i would be posing as a 16 year old girl. i am 27. also, i've done enough drugs to have this be more ironic than a mullet and a studded belt.
they sent me the proof for one and i look like a teenage whore.

hmm i will have to sit and give some thought to my days of coroner's office internship to drum up some nice stories.

 

[FuSoYa]

dude. post it

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by the_preppy
well, for one, i would be looking up at the camera with a caption "who do you want your daughter to look up to?" and i would be posing as a 16 year old girl. i am 27. also, i've done enough drugs to have this be more ironic than a mullet and a studded belt.
they sent me the proof for one and i look like a teenage whore.

hmm i will have to sit and give some thought to my days of coroner's office internship to drum up some nice stories.

...vat of organs...embalming fluid...

 

[minxnim]

post the picture? no way. i'm ultra paranoid due to a serious internet stalker. sorry.

also, seipp..... those were the good old days.
i will try if i have time later to write about some headless people or some shit.

p.s. brainz rule.

 

[xfer]

Josh, just check out the sides of the T until you see a touching ad that ties pot-smoking teenage whores to Al-Qaida.

 

[minxnim]

sorry this is in brooklyn !