corrupt-a-wish

[AlphaTemplar]

Here's the idea: I make a wish, then the next person responds by finding away to turn the wish against them, then gives their own wish, and so on. For example:

I Wish I had a 12 inch cock

Granted, but its in your mouth
I wish I had a Les Paul

Granted, but you are overcome with an urge to play nothing but Slipknot.
(starting for real now)
I wish I was Steve Harris

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but now you have to have his credit.

I wish I had a yummy Calzone

good thread alpha

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but you shall always confuse them with pizzas

I wish I could hear a greater part of the sound spectrum.

I second the good thread vote.

 

[Voice of God]

Granted, but now you can hear the constant low purr your head makes.

I wish I could play an instrument.

 

[Falconspirit]

Granted, but now it can't leave your hands wherever you go

I wish I could go to the moon

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted "but without a space suit"

I wish i could fly...

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but you have to flap your arms really fast.

I wish I had more wishes...

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Granted, but you use them to wish for anal sex.

I wish Lindsay Lohan was still hot

 

[BasilisK]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to see her with masturbation-induced-blindness even if she was.

I wish Stefan Weinerhall didn't scrap Mithotyn for Falconer.

 

[Voice of God]

Granted, but Mithotyn now plays only bad elevatormusic.

I wish I had more sandwiches

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but every one is a squid sandwich

I wish George W would be impeached.

 

[Voice of God]

Granted, but he's replaced by Dick Cheney

I wish I would pass my exam tomorrow

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but you must have someone else write it.

i wish i didn't have to go to work.

 

[TB666]

Granted but you have clean my house.


I wish I was in a porno movie

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but you, a guy only known as "The Slave", and Peter North decide only to experiment with each other though

I wish mp3 player had a more storage space

 

[TB666]

Granted but it will only be filled with Britney spears songs

I wish EA would be destroyed.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but now nintendo takes over the entire gaming industry and only release mario and kirby games.

i wish this crap on television would end.

 

[Dodheimsgard]

Granted, But when you die you are damned to watch bullshit tv shows eternally.

I wish I could play drums like Nick Barker.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted: but you have to use your anus to hold the sticks.

I wish I had a watermelon.

 

[Dodheimsgard]

Granted, But you have to have it inserted through the small slit in the end of your penis.

I wish scotland got more BM bands playing live.