corrupt-a-wish

[BasilisK]

Granted, but you stand at the stage each show and their kilts continuously fly up in your face.

I wish Dawn would release the CD they announced over a year ago.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but Micheal Jackson is the replacement singer on the album.

I wish I had a midget

 

[McGarnicle]

Granted, but you'd still be the shortest person in the room.

I wish I had three boxes of tylenol 3's to feed my old lady after she gave me a Porter Cable PSH1 HVLP and a bad case of genital herpes.

 

[gatedropper]

Granted, but you would pull your back muscles out hanging her up so you could spray paint her mouth and ass shut.

I wish I had a pair of Bongos.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but they will replace your testicals.

I wish it would warm up in here a bit.

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but your dead cold corpse won't come back to life.


I wish the Swedish Bikini Team would visit the place I work.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but the biggestm hairiest, sweatiest fat man at your job will sit on your lap to get a better veiw.

i wish my jaw would stop hurting.

 

[gatedropper]

^
Granted, but date men with smaller cocks.

I wish there was a rich woman that needed a pool boy.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but her name is bea arthur.

i wish i wasn't such a freakin' genius!

 

[The Bringer]

I'm sorry but your wish was cannot be granted because it is a lie.

I wish I could listen to 5 CD's at once because there is so much music I want to listen to.

 

[Dodheimsgard]

Granted, But they are all Good Charlotte or other generic pop-punk albums.

I wish I lived in Norway.

 

[gatedropper]

Granted, Now you are living in Norway fool!

I wish I had a submarine sandwich.

 

[The Bringer]

Granted, but it was nuclear and now you have cancer.

I wish I had something better to do.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but you're now sitting in front of your tv watching a cheap dungeon porn while fisting a jar full of mayonaise.

I wish I had more smores

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted , but you must eat them off a fat mans ass.

i wish i had an unlimited money supply

 

[The Bringer]

Granted, but not your locked in Hot Topic.


Ohhh... I think this thread should be closed now! That killed it

 

[gatedropper]

Granted.

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Nooo, don't kill my baby

Granted, but overzealous US DoJ officials close every topic that does not pertain to how great Bush is. On the whole internet

I wish emo would disappear

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but now Hardcore takes it's place and even tehy start crying

I wish I had more Naked Juice

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but now your Naked Juice sac has become too full and has ruptured spilling the juice all over the DMV's front hallway floor.

I want a nun and a burro in the frosty light.