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[chris-o-fer]

granted, but they arrived together, as a nun, IN a burro in the frosty light, and now you have to eat her.

i wish my new tat would heal

 

[gatedropper]

pics please

Q. Do ya think putting a tattoo on the end of my penis was a dumb thing?


A. The life you save might just be your own.

 

[chris-o-fer]

i gotta grab some batterys for the digicam, and i will do that

Q: Why shouldn't I have sex with a squirrel with HIV?

GD, your turnig this thread into Q&A

I wish my boss would shut the fuck up.

 

[The Bringer]

Granted but now your girlfriend bitches twice as much to make up for it.

I wish I could get off my lazy ass and go to the courier and send off this package.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, the ass sore's you've accumulated for sitting down so long.

i wish i had money

 

[hypocrisy86]

Granted, but it was stolen from a mob of zombies..
(Sorry first time at trying this out.......)

I wish i had a gun.

 

[cccrrraaannnkkk666]

granted, but it always misfires


i wish i could throw rocks at cops

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but then they shoot you in the face with tazers.

i wish it was spring already.

 

[cccrrraaannnkkk666]

granted, but we have a nuclear winterr first.



i wish i could get away wiht cannibalism

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but you can only eat your family.

i wish i didn't have to eat the same old t-giving crap tomorrow

 

[cccrrraaannnkkk666]

grd, but now you'll go hungry for a week.

i wish i could speak another language

 

[The Bringer]

Granted but it's French! OH NOES!

I wish my stomache wasn't growling anymore

 

[cccrrraaannnkkk666]

granted, but you've just removed it with a scalpel.

i wish i was independently wealthy

 

[terrymx]

granted but you will be very ugly and no women will like you even though you are rich. you have to live in your own mansion and spank your monkey to porno.

i wish someone give me money so i can fix my car.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but it will be the ugly guy with no money who spanks his monkey in his masion, and in return for paying for your car, you have to supply sexual "favors"

I wish we had something other then water and milk to drink in the house.

 

[The Bringer]

Granted but now you only have horse piss to drink!

I wish I could decide what movie to watch.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but you chose mary poppins.

i wish could get all my tattoos for free.

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but you are in a cell with "Butch the tatoo artist" and he is refering to you as "Butch's Bitch"

I wish three hot chicks would wash my truck whilst I watch.

 

[chris-o-fer]

^
granted, but all three chicks are 300 lbs, and "hot" because they're bouncing like bunnies on a hot summer day.

i wish christmas was over.

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but the store you work at puts the christmas stuff back out on Dec. 26th.

I wanna get laid by the most beautiful girl in the world.