corrupt-a-wish

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but you're blind and can't stare at her magnificant titties.

i wish i could sleep

 

[Voice of God]

Granted, but you'll have such nightmares that you will soil yourself.

I wish all my work would be done already.

 

[The Bringer]

Granted but now you have to do your bosses work as well.

I wish Monday would come soon and I could finally be in Finland.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

^Granted, but you'll be stuck in a loop and it will always be Monday and you'll have to put up with a luke-warm welcome every time you 'arrive' there.

I wish I hadn't make this wish

 

[Voice of God]

Granted but the resulting paradox shatters the structure of universe.

I wish I had coffee.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but it keeps your mind awake for the next 72 hours, even though your body is faling apart under the stress.

I wish this absinth I'm drinking would kick in already.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted but now the purple midgets you start to see are ripping at your testicles.
i wish absinth was availible in the states

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but then the purple monkeys will run for and become president

I wish more decent bands would come over to Oz to tour

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but by "decent bands" they use thier disgression and give you Jessica Simpson, and New Kids on the Block.

I wish George W. Bush wasn't such a jackass.

 

[Jesse Pohjalainen]

Granted but now you have to do your bosses work as well.

I wish Monday would come soon and I could finally be in Finland.

sorry off topic, why did you visit finland???

 

[gatedropper]

i wish absinth was availible in the states [/QUOTE]

granted
http://www.lafeeabsinthe.com/
2 to 5 business days to the US guaranteed! I have ordered and received
in 3 days. And this is from France to the good ole USA! And order the two big bottles and get the free spoon and recipe book. Great stuff! mmmm

 

[gatedropper]

I wish George W. Bush wasn't such a jackass.

Granted but being from the Elephant party, a Jackass looks pretty good.
I wish heating bills couldn't find their way into my mailbox.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but your electricity/gas gets cut off because you don't pay them.

I wish I had a sound-proof room to play music in.

 

[gatedropper]

granted but you find out everyone else does too!


I wish I had a decent lunch.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but 'decent' consists of worm shit and bull testicles.

i my dog wasn't so clumsy

 

[outrageous]

Granted, but you have to carry him everywhere and look like Paris Hilton.

I wish I could be at the beach right now watching hot guys

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but as soon as you approach them, they literally melt.

I wish for world peace

 

[outrageous]

Granted but all weapons, drugs and other 'pleasures' MUST be destroyed.

I wish that christmas was in two days.

 

[Dodheimsgard]

Granted, But you get nothing but reindeer shit in your stocking.

I wish that my beard would grow faster.

 

[outrageous]

Granted but the hair from the rest of your body will disappear.

I wish that I had all the best metal cd's ( best wish I could come up with right now)