corrupt-a-wish

[gatedropper]

Granted but after the free tickets are given out there is a rush to the gate and everyone, including the bands, are trampled to death and you are left alone to ponder why your wish was SO wrong.

I wish Christmas was a Week away,,, a Week in the past.

 

[outrageous]

Granted, it's now New Years Eve, and you are sitting at home staring into blankness...terribly bored.

I wish my NYE will be the total opposite of that^

 

[Ethereal Sage]

(Too fast for me, you syko )

Granted, but it's so good you don't remember any of it.

I wish for less nonsense to come out of politician's mouths.

 

[risnercharles]

granted, but when you die you have to listen to it for eternity
i wish that i was a billionair.

 

[outrageous]

^ Granted, but all the money you have was donated to charities who deserve it.

I wish I was always faster than Ethereal (sorry forgot ya name )

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but then you never get to corrupt my wish

I wish I could have home-made burritoes every day.

 

[risnercharles]

granted but instead of meat its sperm
wish that every time i went fishing that i caught a 25 pound bass.

 

[outrageous]

Granted but they are made from horse meat

I wish I ALLLWWAAYYSS can corrupt your wish! And I have muahahahah!!

Dam! Now you are too fast for us! still makes sense!

 

[risnercharles]

granted but now ? i will always currupt yours
wish i had a zakk wylde custom gibson

 

[outrageous]

Granted, but it must be covered in dog cum and crap.

I wish I could go out more and not be as bored

 

[risnercharles]

granted but when you go out it is always with old people
wish that i could play the guitar like kirk hammet

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but you have to put up with all the integrity shit Metallica suffered.

I wish there would be more bands at the CMI concert in Melbourne in Feb.

 

[risnercharles]

granted but they are all emo
i wish there was more to do around here

 

[outrageous]

Dam U!!!!! TOO QUICK!

^Granted but u must come to Sydnet where my evil oresence is felt.

I wish my life was liek a box of chocolates

 

[risnercharles]

granted but you would have to live in the box
wish i had a bigger house

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but everything would be so big you'd need a helicopter to get up tot the table tops.

I wish I sometimes couldn't see the 'beauty' in life.

 

[outrageous]

Granted but you confuse me sometimes so you have to see the beauty always.

I wish for a better sex life harhahrha!

 

[risnercharles]

granted but would get pregnent every time
wish i had a speed boat

 

[Ethereal Sage]

You got in quick enough that time, Syko!)

I wish for a better sex life harhahrha!

Granted, but you have shocking memory loss as well, so you don't notice the change

Wish I had a speed boat

Granted, but you never learn how to drive it.

I wish tv ads were removed from tv

 

[outrageous]

Granted but so were the shows.

I wish I could think of a wish