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[risnercharles]

granted but then you could not think of nothin else
wish that life was more amusing

 

[Ethereal Sage]

granted. You join the circus.

I wish for a pizza

 

[outrageous]

It was poison pizza

I wish I could sing like Angela Gossow

 

[risnercharles]

granted but you will look like micheal jackson
wish i could find a job i like

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted. You go into business for yourself.

I wish cows could fly.

 

[outrageous]

But they shit on you

I wish I was in the best metal band ever!

 

[risnercharles]

granted but then you woke up?
wish money grew on trees

little to quick for me

 

[outrageous]

The trees dies

I wish Adam would turn into a snail

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but then he slimes all over you until you cry.

I wish Sam's next wish would come true.

 

[outrageous]

Granted, I become the sexiest woman alive!!

I wish I wasnt the sexiest woman alive...but the hottest lol

 

[risnercharles]

granted but you are married to the uglyist women alive
wish my computer was better

 

[Ethereal Sage]

(How is your last wish corrupted, Sam? )

Granted, it becomes self-aware and trades you in for a better owner.

I wish Same had a decent comeback for anything

 

[outrageous]

Granted, but it isn't as good as mine.

I wish that I was at the beach

 

[risnercharles]

granted but the beach is covered with flesh eating animals
wish i had a degree in medical

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but you have to do every operation, ever.

I wish I could finish this...

 

[outrageous]

like when you 'pull' something

I wish I could see someone I miss heaps.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

I won't corrupt that wish.

I wish for an interesting dream tonight.

 

[outrageous]

But you dream about gay orgys instead.

I wish I was in another country for a short while

 

[risnercharles]

granted but it is in ethiopea
wish there was more hours in a day

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but all of those hours you have to work for crap pay.

I wish I could use telekinesis to make music.