corrupt-a-wish

[risnercharles]

granted but the music you make is opra and have to listen to indefintaly
wish all the great things in life where free

 

[The Bringer]

Granted but now you have to pay $1.00 for every breath you take.

I wish my head wasn't so itchy right now.

 

[risnercharles]

granted but now your nuts itch
wish i could live forever

 

[Deadly]

granted, but you live on as an ugly fish.
I wish I could eat melocakes forevermore...

 

[metalix_girl]

ı wish ı could be mike[lp]'S darling..!..

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but he's into poop fetish, and to save your relationship, you must comply.

i wish all slow people would get out of the way.

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but just ahead of them is DEATH and you run into him passing the slowpokes

I wish I had new tires on my vehicle.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but your wheels get stolen the next night.

I wish the english language wasn't so self-contradicting.

 

[little_emo_boy_666]

GRANTED:
then english language slatters you in your sleep...

I WISH i had a car...

 

[Incendiare]

Granted, but your parents took the car keys away from you.

I wish my university offered Finnish.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, they tell you that you can finnish at the end of the day

I wish I could fly.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but you have to fly around eternally seeking...

I wish i was in a sunny place right now..

 

[gatedropper]

Granted buy you are on Mercury and are at this moment "ON FIRE"

I wish I can find some gold.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but it's gold-en oldy tunes, which you have to listen to endlessly.

I wish 2+2=5 was true

 

[outrageous]

Granted, now everything to do with maths has changes now everyone has to re-do maths classes from the start.

I wish that when people first learnt the guitar they all wouldn't learn how to play "Stairway to Heaven"...they ruined that song.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, they learnt a Britney Spears song instead and gave the world an uber-migrane.

I wish my tummy could hold more good food.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but now your this guy ...

i wish i received free money.

 

[outrageous]

Granted, but now you receive phone/power/water bills that are 10 times the usual and there isn't enough free money to pay the massive bills.

I wish I could have gone to the Arch Enemy concert in November.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but it was a let-down compared to what you hoped.

I wish I could corrupt Sykosami's wishes even more.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted but you have to have sex with....

i wish it was my birthday