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[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but you have to drink every other liquid in the house before you can have it.

I wish music wasn't so addictive.

 

[Arttiv]

Granted, but you become addicted to pop music, rap and hip hop.

I wish I had an Internet connection faster than my current dial-up.

 

[siKka|ife]

Granted, but then with a free phone line you'd be harrassed by telemarketers 24/7.

I wish Santa could fit in my chimney.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but the bottom of your chimney has been blocked up, so Santa can't get through.

I wish animals could talk.

 

[Arttiv]

Granted, but they will tell you nothing but grotesque things you'd wished you have never heard.

I wish Rammstein would tour to Australia sometime soon.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but their singing a medley of the Back Street Boys....

I wish i knew i have to step in or step out..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but your feet are stuck to the floor.

I wish some clowns would be scary

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,you won the lead role in Stephen Kings remake of It..

I wish my feet wasn't stuck to the floor..

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but now you can only moonbounce

i wish i didn't have to drive all over creation on xmas

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

^

Granted,only to find out ya driving yaself nuts

I wish i didn't feel so sleepy..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, you go to sleep.

I wish famine wasn't so wide-spread in the world.

 

[gatedropper]

Famine sounds like Female so the widespread panic is justified.

I wish for just one last smile before I pass.

 

[Arttiv]

Granted, but the smile is so grotesque that it makes people never smile again.

I wish Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick someone.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but it's your ass getting kicked j/k

I wish xmas days were long gone..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, they're replaced by politician's day

I wish I could go a bit further.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

^ Thanks Adam that sucks even more

Granted,but you find out it works only if you go all the way..

I wish i had the courage to take the first step..

And don't tell me my feets are stuck again.Mr "Keep me in line" in Hangman..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but the first step is through a tough force-field.

I wish the mind was a more powerful object.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,your mind is somewhere else now..

I wish it sneak up on me..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, the wind sneaks up on you in the middle of the night.

I wish for 3 dozen eggs.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, now you only have to poop them out...

I wish my dog would stop snorring