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[gatedropper]

Granted but now you have to bury the damn mut.

I wish I could write poetry like John Holmes.

 

[barbu]

Granted, you go to eat.
i wish that dimebag darrel live yet today

 

[gatedropper]

Granted But the bullet holes leave him weak and leaking all over the stage.

I wish winter were over with.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,you are now with me on Mercury and we're both "on fire"

I wish i had the solution..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, you're now in the middle of a dangerous heat-wave.

I wish music were a fluid.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,it makes ya skin smooth like a baby butt

I wish i knew a way to brake down a forcefield..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, your ram it with your head, bull-fighter-style.

I wish carrots were blue

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but blue carrots is the viagra among rabbits,so you're hopping along all day with a stiff one.. j/k

I wish men didn't always aproach me with the same boring words..

 

[outrageous]

Granted, now they speak so complicated you have nooooo idea WHAT they are on about.

I wish that I could have a boyfriend for longer than a month.

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but the 'boy' is Boy George.

I wish there were chocolate coffee cups where you could eat the cup after drinking the coffee.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, the cup tastes better than the coffee inside.

I wish I could magically make a curry appear in front of me.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but your magic failed and ya ended up with mayonaise..

I wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, You lose your job to a hedgehog.

I wish I had an instantaneous teleportation device.

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Granted, but your clothes don't teleport with you.

I wish Anthony Kleidis (Chili Peppers) was the pope.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted; but he appoints you toilet maintnance for the sistine chapel.

i wish the warm weather would arrive soon.

 

[gatedropper]

Not only does it arrive, it takes over life as we know it and makes us slaves
to it's intense heat and overbearing smell. Plus gays have a parade to mark the occasion.


I wish for the posisition of Toilet Maintenance concerning the Sistine Chapel.

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ wtf.

granted. here's a brush.

i wish i was as funny as GD.

 

[outrageous]

Granted, but in all other parts of your personality..you are a vegetable.

I wish i hadn't eaten something funky and gotten sick.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,your feeling better,but now ya have to eat something groovy..

I wish i was there instead of here..

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but you'll never be here ever again.

I wish my hair looked like Marge Simpson's...