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[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,now your the putty that barely holds the simpsons family together week after week

I wish i could see it too..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but it permanently affects your eyes so you see purple monkeys everywhere.

I wish drunk people could instantly become partly sober to see how stupid they act.

 

[Arttiv]

Granted, but when they become partly sober, they are no longer acting as stupid as before and therefore never see the entire picture.

I wish that little children didn't find ridiculous shows such as Playschool actually interesting and entertaining.

Granted, now they speak so complicated you have nooooo idea WHAT they are on about.

No more different than usual, then, hmm?

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, they now find political debates and philosophy interesting and try to argue them, yet are still restricted to their naive control of the english language, therefore becoming frustrated, crying etc.

I wish I had a cloak of invisibility.

 

[outrageous]

Granted, but you have to be naked underneath and when u remove it u become exposed to everyone

I wish I didn't have a bad reputation with certain people at my school.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, you have a bad reputation with everyone at your school.

I wish clouds weren't so damn relaxed.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, now all the clouds are hyper-nervous and they make you nervous aswell.

I wish he loved me back

 

[gatedropper]

Granted , but it was your 'front' that he fell in love with.

I wish I could catch a break.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but it 'breaks' you in the process.

I wish my extra sensory perception worked a bit better.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but only when you wear a 'senslip'..

I wish i wasn't so sensitive..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, all your pain receptors in your skin are removed.

I wish I could say something smart and wise.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

^ look in another thread

I wish i could get more closer..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, the lion in the cage gets close enough to shred your clothes.

I wish words weren't so crass.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,it makes ya speechless..

I wish it was as easy as it was before..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, you're doomed to make the same mistake over and over again.

I wish for a pigeon.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,it will bring you some post...

I wish i wasn't doomed..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, you're exhalted by idiots instead.

I wish for $3.50.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but it burns a hole in your hand..

I wish i knew why??

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but it doesn't answer the question When?

I wish time stood still.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but time is money and well ..you're still poor.

I wish I had a dodge viper.