corrupt-a-wish

Deadly · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but you're incapable of driving and crash it once you get it.

I wish he was Goth...

judas69 · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but he cries more than your first born.

I wish I had a better dodge viper.

Deadly · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but you're still a crappy driver and you crash it again

I wish life was easier

judas69 · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but goths would make fun of you.

I wish the author of this thread were here.

Deadly · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but he/she 's mad cause it's messed up and takes it out on you.

I wish there wasn't that much crappy music on tv

Angeleyes Part II · Dec 30, 2005

Granted,there showing an aquaruim with retarded fish swimming on tv..

I wish i had just a little bit more boobs..

Deadly · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but now you have 3 boobs and don't know where to put them

I wish I knew what to think of him

judas69 · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but he's still not goth.

I wish I could fly like peter pan!

Angeleyes Part II · Dec 30, 2005

Granted,but you fly right up in the mouth of the ticking crocodile

I wish i was capable of writing better in english pppffff..

Ethereal Sage · Dec 30, 2005

granted, you never touch down again.

I wish you all were fish.

Deadly · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but they're all laughing cause you are not...

I wish he was here now

judas69 · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but his armpits smell like the amazon rainforest!!

I wish I had more friends.

Angeleyes Part II · Dec 30, 2005

Granted,but you should know it cost alot time to keep 'm as your friends and beer ofcourse

I wish i wasn't so confused??

Ethereal Sage · Dec 30, 2005

granted, they make a tv series out of it.

I wish clowns had to submit their jokes before telling them.

Deadly · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, now they show the jokes on the news the day before you hear them. This won't be funny anymore

I wish I wasn't engulfed in so much grief

judas69 · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, now you're a motivational speaker.

I wish I had some new movies to watch.

Angeleyes Part II · Dec 30, 2005

Granted,but your eyes grow square..

I wish i didn't miss that one person so much..

Deadly · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but now you miss others

I wish my christmas tree wasn't croocked (sp?), (I mean the opposite of straight.)

judas69 · Dec 30, 2005

Granted, but now Christmas is over.

I wish I knew how to juggle.

Angeleyes Part II · Dec 30, 2005

Granted,your now a famous ball-juggler..

I wish i had more wonderful music to listen too..