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[Deadly]

Granted, but it's only because you turned into a techno-freak. So it's all just an illusion

I wish that stupid grey cat stopped hating me

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but now a stupid black cat hates you.

i was i wasn't lactose intolerant

 

[Deadly]

Granted, now the only thing you can survive on are lactose-products, have fun with your yoghurt and milk, forevah mwuahahahahahahhaa!

I wish I didn't forget names this easily

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted. but now nobody remembers you.

i wish i had a watermelon, a pudding, and some pie.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but they come to you mixed in one big mushy pile.

I wish I had a spa.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but a smelly old man comes with it.

I wish I had a McDonalds in my backyard.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but you get so fat of the food,they finally have to roll you up to the frontdoor

I wish i didn't have to do boring shopping in a minute..

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you'd be here with me .. (I think I just insulted myself)

I wish I had my sexy signature back.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,cause they send all the feminist to the moon..

I wish i knew what to say..

 

[judas69]

Graned .. you said "hi", and I'll say "hi" back

I wish everyone a happy new years!

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,so i say hi..and happy new year to you too

I wish 2006 will bring me some happy moments..

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but they are so far and few between that you go bonkers by the end of the year.

I wish I could go out with a bang.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but that bang is your liver exploding.

I wish something would destroy the earth in 2006!

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but it's the small 1 metre square of earth under your feet only.

I wish colours had taste.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but the licking epidemic this created increased STD transmission 1000 fold, and you die of AIDS the following week.

I wish it was New Years Day, everyday.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, you have to watch holiday season tv programming for the rest of your life.

I wish some good movies would be released soon.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but "good" as deemed so only by a group of hyper 5 year old critics on a sugar high.

I wish this snow would go away!

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but now it is liquid and you drown in a pool of ice cold water.

I wish I could find the Ark of the Covenant.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but when you do Jesus returns and saves all Christians ..and completely forgets about you.

I wish I could marry Peta Wilson.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but she doesn't love you

I wish I could find the cd of Naio Ssaion