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[judas69]

Granted, but everyone there moves to North Korea before you arrive.

I wish I could go back in time and marry Pamela Anderson before she got STDs.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, she became mentally vacant instead.

I wish it sounded as good.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but it's only an illusion

I wish I could eat icecream my whole life and not gain a pound

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted...you gain teets though.

I wish sugar wasn't so tasty.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, now it tasts like shit

I wish I didn't feel so insecure

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, you're so confidant you don't let anyone else in.

I wish it weren't that time

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but now it's tomorrow and you're not looking forward to it...

I wish my mind wasn't poisoned

 

[judas69]

Granted, but reality hits and hurts harder.

I wish I could go back in time and undo all of the mistakes I've made.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but first you have to do ya mistakes all over again,so you can learn from ya mistakes (hm,not sure if it makes sense here )

i wish i could typ faster...

 

[judas69]

Granted, but your error rate is 99.3%.

I wish I was a famous .. belly dancer.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, you're famous for being the first belly dancer to throw their hips out.

I wish I could just stay here a bit longer.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but without your incredible intellect, your home planet is as good as doomed.

I wish I could run and just not stop .. like forrest gump.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,your the running joke among us...

I wish dreams could come true...

 

[judas69]

Granted, and you live all those nightmares in waking life.

I wish I had more super powers.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but with the amount you have, they don't seem so super anymore.

I wish it was all for the greatest good.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but by definition "good" means to smack random grandmothers in the face with wet twinkies.

i wish i had a twinkie right now.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but a distraught twinkie employee packed it full of TNT.

I wish I never gave so much ..

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but now can never give anything again, and your best friend needs a new kidney and will die if you don't help him/her out.

i wish siruis radio had a death metal channel

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but it is death metal played by anti-death-metallers ie. hippie nothing-as-heavy-as-metal music

I wish all it took was onc sincere smile.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but having no teeth doesn't help matters much.

I wish ..I could instantly kill people with a single thought.