corrupt-a-wish

[judas69]

Granted, but you twist your leg in a hole and tear your LCL.

I wish I had a container for all my blood so I wouldn't bleed to death.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but your body rejects your blood once it's been contaminated by the container.

I wish I could turn off the pain receptors in my brain.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but they're so well integrated into brain function that you're left with about 50 brain cells ..all of which have bad colds.

I wish this left over pizza tasted better.

 

[Malleus]

Granted, but it's just due to extra spice, the pizza is so old you get volcanic diorrhea.

I wish this computer was less shit.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, is only slightly less shit, but still shit enough to be annoying.

I wish I show here around.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but since that didn't make sense you get hit by lightening.

I wish I could find the inner strength to get up, shower and grab a bunch of DVDs today.

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, But when you get up you brake your leg

I wish i had something to eat thats good

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, you can't stop eating it and you become overweight.

I wish it made sense.

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, now that is makes sence everytime you talk you can not make any sence at all.

I wish i could spell better

 

[judas69]

Granted, but your spelling only improves in a language you won't use.

I wish I lived on another planet.

 

[Susperia]

Granted, but your head explodes due to the intense pressure and the pieces are picked up and eaten by a passing alien.

I wish my pumpkin pie was ready.

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but your family shows up and all that is left is the pan and an empty can of whipped topping.

I wish my penmanship was better.

 

[Arttiv]

Granted, but your standards of what is "better" slip dreadfully low.

I wish that the World of Warcraft servers didn't have to shut down at times.

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Granted. You are a nerd and never get laid again.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school in 2 days.

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but you become destitute and end up playing harmonica on the subway for coins.

I wish I could remember half of what I have forgot.

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, now you may never forget a thing.

I wish i could read minds

 

[Malleus]

Granted, now you may never forget a thing.

I wish i could read minds

Granted, but all the psycho shit you pick up drives you utterly, irrevocably insane.

I wish I wasn't coming down with a flu right now..

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you get the flu next week twice as bad.

I wish people in general had better coping skills.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, now a lot more deviants and psychos survive to make your day interesting.

I wish holidays weren't over already.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,a picture of you will get stained in a travelmagazine forever and ever..

I wish it didn't hurt so much...