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[Valerie]

Granted, but now your vagina is too loose to be saved



I wish nu-metal and rap/hip-hop would die

 

[Zygote]

granted but (shit this is hard) (fuck real hard) your sig is no longer possible

i wish i live in valhalla and got to have hot valkyrie sex

 

[judas69]

Granted, but only the grandmothers consent.

I wish I weren't so sleepy..

 

[Susperia]

Grandmothers? Dude there are no grandmother valkries (Are there/??)


Granted, you no longer feel the need to sleep. HOWEVER, your body does not comply and on your way to work your body falls unconscious at the wheel and you crash, splitting your head apart.

I wish I could paint flesh like Bouguereau.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but you have to use your tounge to do it.

i wish someone would give me free money.

 

[judas69]

Granted, ..but the payment will occur in extremely small monthly intervals.

I wish Chris had a better free-money payment plan.

 

[Zygote]

Grandmothers? Dude there are no grandmother valkries (Are there/??)

yea thats right, valkries dont age, they stay hot forever... my wish pwns...


anyway back on topic...

granted, but everytime you spend that money zombies chase after you and rape you.

i wish a valkrie was here right now...

 

[judas69]

(well, unless they don't have offspring, there are grandmothers around)

Granted, but she's a lesbian.

I wish I wasn't craving more McDonalds.

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but now you have a never-fulfilling desire to eat Burger King


I wish Nile would come to San Francisco

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but they sound like the Spice Girls, and I guess that's not who you wanted to hear...

I wish I wasn't in love

 

[judas69]

Granted, but then you'd be dead (RIP Deadly, RIP)

I wish I was in love ..

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but you are not loved back

I wish I'd dare to step up to him and kiss him

 

[DreamerInHeaven]

granted, but he will walk away


I wish to fly in f-117

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you crash on take-off.

I wish I weren't so lazy...

 

[DreamerInHeaven]

granted, but you couldn`t escape


i wish all my wishes come true

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but it turns out to be all an illussion

I wish someone make me smile..

 

[judas69]

GRANTED! ... but it can't last forever.

I wish I ..uh, had a good wish.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but nobody was around to believe you had it granted.

i wish could eat whatever i want with no fat ass repercussions

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but the repercussions become the percussion of your beating heart and with each labored beat you slowly loose life's rythm and become what your great-grandparents are now,,,,,, Dead!

I wish I could explain myself in fewer words.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, you are now a mute.

i wish what GD just said made sense.