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[AlphaTemplar]

Granted. Unfortunately it's your mothers pussy.

I wish Hypocrisy would beat the fuck out of Slipknot live on FOX news before becoming President of the US, Pope, and my homeroom teacher.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you will be in detention for eternity...*sinister laugh*

i wish the broncos will win the superbowl.....

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,they win a soupbowl...

I wish i didn't feel so lazy today..

 

[judas69]

Granted, but starting tomorrow .. you require 21 hours of sleep per day.

I wish I got more respect ..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted...you are respected for being retarded, but still trying.

I wish my connection was better.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but you get porn-spam-ads all over your computer now

I wish I had more time

 

[Valerie]

Granted, you have all the time in the world, but nothing to do with it.


I wish my kitten would stay a kitten

 

[The Grim Progeny of the Dusk]

Granted, but your kitten will eat your dog.

I wish my hair would grow faster...

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but then you would get cancer.


I wish sets of bass strings were cheaper

 

[The Grim Progeny of the Dusk]

Granted, but they all suck

I wish I could find a decent drummer...

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,he will use chickenlegs as drumsticks...

I wish it was the 5th of February...

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but it's the 5th of February 500 years ago


I wish Slipknot would cease to exist

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but they kill you before they go

i wish that i was an assassin

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but you accidentaly kill yourself with one of your weapons.


I wish .

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted but instead you get a ,

i wish i had a big sombrero

 

[judas69]

Granted, but can only wear it in mexico.

I wish I was President of the United States of America!

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but the people assinate you after 2 days



I wish I had a pack of gum

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you accidently choke to death on the first piece..

I wish Megadeth's next album is not like their last.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, BUT YOU DONT GET ONE!!!!

i wish the broncos beat the patriots right now...

 

[judas69]

Granted, but due to amnesia, you forget.

I wish I were in a band again ..