corrupt-a-wish

[Valerie]

Granted, but in four minutes you fall back asleep


I wish I could cook food better

 

[The Grim Progeny of the Dusk]

Granted, but you will only be able to use tofu.

I wish I could see all the Nu-Metal/Screamo/Metalcore/Hardcore bands and their possies get raped by Satan.

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but now your ass hurts.

i wish i had e.s.p.

 

[The Grim Progeny of the Dusk]

Granted, but you'll suddenly become attracted to men as well

I wish Kalmah merch wasn't out of stock.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but they closed the stores

i wish i had a gibson guitar

 

[scorpius]

Granted, but it´s really a low-budget epiphone

I wish my band was really famous and we we´re all f*cking rich!

 

[The Grim Progeny of the Dusk]

Granted, but you get dragged to court for child molestation and fined more than you can afford, putting you back into debt.

I wish the guy in front of me would shit the fuck up.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, instead he silently kills you

i wish i had a lifetime supply of rockstar energy drinks

 

[The Grim Progeny of the Dusk]

Granted, but half of them are poisoned with hemlock. Be careful choosing which ones you consume!

I wish everyone in my room would leave me alone...

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but your locked in there alone for ever

i wish that i could be this guy.....

 

[judas69]

lol ..granted. (I figure that's punishment enough).

I wish the earth were square.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you forget, and go running off one end and start to orbit

i wish that i had something to drink

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but the liquid would never come out of it's container


I wish I had more brownies.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but the brownies are made with 2year old milk

i wish i had some oreos

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but they're stale.


I wish my heater worked.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you trip into it and get 3rd degree burns all over

i wish i had money for soda

 

[judas69]

Granted, but the only favour is grape (ugg).

I wish I had a baby dinosaur as a pet!

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but it would kill you.


I still wish I had more brownies.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, and their stale as 12 day old shit(dont ask)

i wish i could buy beer legally

 

[scorpius]

Granted, but you´ll have to move to europe!

I wish I was taller.