corrupt-a-wish

OfManAndMetal · Jan 14, 2006

granted, you got signed to become the 6th jackson

i wish i had a bag of lays right now

Valerie · Jan 14, 2006

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish Mikael Åkerfeldt was still in Bloodbath.

OfManAndMetal · Jan 14, 2006

granted, but one week later the tour bus explodes killing just him

i wish that i could have a grape popsicle

judas69 · Jan 14, 2006

Granted, but only in the middle of the sahara desert at high noon.

I wish I had a good wish ..

OfManAndMetal · Jan 14, 2006

granted but it ends up killing you

i wish my mp3 player could hold 30,000 songs

judas69 · Jan 14, 2006

Granted, but none of them are Metallica.

I wish Lars Ulrich would get hit by a mack truck driven by James Hetfield.

Valerie · Jan 14, 2006

Granted.

I wish Mikael wouldn't have died in Mtlhead's scenario

OfManAndMetal · Jan 14, 2006

granted, instead he will die by judas69's scenerio at the top of the page

i wish i had two pronstars with me right now....

judas69 · Jan 14, 2006

Granted, but they're in their early 90's .. (enjoy).

I wish I knew what to eat ..

OfManAndMetal · Jan 14, 2006

granted, but it turns out you're allergic

i wish i had a dollar for evertime ethereal sage posted...

judas69 · Jan 14, 2006

Granted, but he would sue you for 95% of the profits.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do!

Valerie · Jan 14, 2006

Granted, but you will in one minute.

I wish Headbangers Ball would play better videos.

OfManAndMetal · Jan 14, 2006

granted, but you dont get cable anymore, or ever again...

i wish that ryan seacrest would burn in metrosexual hell....

Valerie · Jan 15, 2006

Granted, but you will as well.

I wish

OfManAndMetal · Jan 15, 2006

granted, and you will not be able to finish a wish for eternity...

i wish cliff burton were still alive and with metallica....:Smug:

Zygote · Jan 15, 2006

granted, but he cuts his hair

i wish dragons were still realy so i could slay them back into extinction...

OfManAndMetal · Jan 15, 2006

granted, but you get so cocky you kill yourself to show how tough you are...

i wish i could play the drums like jon bonham

Valerie · Jan 15, 2006

Granted, but you choke on your vomit shortly after.

I wish I had more booze.

judas69 · Jan 15, 2006

Granted, you get a few cases of beer .. but you have to share with everyone on the message board.

I wish I had a BLT Sub right about now..

OfManAndMetal · Jan 15, 2006

granted, but you cant eat it...

i wish that i was fully awake right now