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[Valerie]

Granted, but it would be in Korean


I wish Children of Bodom would write a better album next time, far surpassing AYDY

 

[judas69]

Granted, and that album hits #1 on the Pop Charts.

I wish I didn't eat so much pasta ..

 

[gatedropper]

Granted, but now you are eating beans and are having trouble with the "wind".

I wish I lived next door the "girl next door".

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but she's ugly...

I wish I wasn't afraid of snails ( )

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you're sexually attracted to them instead .. and you let them crawl slowly around your sweaty naked body.

I wish that image wasn't so sexy

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

^ Granted,it gives you a hard one everytime ya looking at it..

I wish it wasn't so late,i need to sleep...

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but you still aren't able to sleep

I wish Alexi Laiho fanboys would die.

 

[Zygote]

granted but their zombies track you down and annoy you to death

i wish for a pussy on my hand...

 

[judas69]

Granted, you get the pussy .. but the woman is sold separately.

I wish for peace on earth!

 

[Zygote]

all i wanted was teh pussy anyway...

I meant a real pussy growing outta my hand... that would pwn all...


anyways

granted but everyone turns gay and the humans become extinct

i wish i had enough money to fix my viking ship

 

[judas69]

Granted, but 3 Ninja's appear and destroy your ship!

I wish Chris Farley were still alive

 

[Zygote]

ninjas could never take down vikings

granted but he goes emo...

i wish non emo chris farley was still alive...

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but you'll never be sure if he's dead or alive...

I wish i had a penis...(after 15 min. i couldn't come up with something better )

 

[judas69]

Granted, but a minute later you're still bored.

I wish I had .. 2 vagina's and a bigmac combo (supersized). I should try and order that one day.

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but you end up eating the 2 vaginas and having the bigmac combo between your legs


I wish Martha Stewart would die.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but DNA testing later proves she was your biological mother.

I wish certain things were different.

 

[Susperia]

Granted, now your dick is 7 inches instead of 5.

I wish my friend didn't have to go back to Hartford today.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,he'll stay but you have to go too Hartford instead...

I wish i could step into an airplane and take off right now..destination unknown..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted...but the plane never touches down, it's in permanent loop mode.

I wish I could send a clone of myself to work on Monday.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but that clone has a tendancy to grab asses and touch breasts.

I wish I knew what to eat.