corrupt-a-wish

judas69 · Jan 16, 2006

Granted, but you're double your current height.

I wish Lars Ulrich would make a bomb and accidently blow up Metallica..

LORD_RED_DRAGON · Jan 16, 2006

granted, but the bomb is really powerfull and also blows up some cool people

i wish i was eating out a woman's pussy

judas69 · Jan 16, 2006

Granted, but it's Hilary Rodham Clinton

I wish it were summer..

Angeleyes Part II · Jan 16, 2006

Granted,and there won't be any winters anymore EVER!!!!

I wish it was friday already..

Deadly · Jan 16, 2006

Granted, from now one it's only Friday forevah! Mwuahhahahahhahhahahahaa

:Smokedev: :Shedevil:

I wish I hadn't eaten so much yesterday...

OfManAndMetal · Jan 16, 2006

granted, intead you'll eat twice that today

i wish i had a 60" plasma screen tv

Deadly · Jan 16, 2006

Granted, but it doesn't work...

I wish he'd walk over and kiss me

Valerie · Jan 16, 2006

Granted, but then he'd say, "Oops, I thought you were someone else."

I wish Opeth would add a California date to their tour, soon.

Deadly · Jan 16, 2006

Granted, but they cancel it the last minute...

I wish my homework made itself

scorpius · Jan 16, 2006

Granted, but you´ll get incredibly stupid and will have to clean peoples toilets for a living.

I wish I could go on holiday to Finland this summer.

Angeleyes Part II · Jan 16, 2006

Granted,but you freeze to death...

I wish,i wasn't feeling so fucking tired..

OfManAndMetal · Jan 16, 2006

granted, but now you have to go to work for 38 hours

i wish i could understand french

Angeleyes Part II · Jan 16, 2006

Granted,tu pas compris rien de tout...

I wish sleepy heads didn't sleep so longggg...

OfManAndMetal · Jan 16, 2006

granted, but they find out u made that wish and kill you

i wish i could read what angeleyes typed

scorpius · Jan 17, 2006

Granted, (you can read it, you won´t understand it though).

I wish I could come up with something to wish for.

FallenTears · Jan 17, 2006

Granted, Now the world has ended

I wish I could see My boy toy

Angeleyes Part II · Jan 17, 2006

Granted,but he's made of plastic..

I wish i had the guts to do it...

OfManAndMetal · Jan 17, 2006

granted, but "it" is skydiving blindfolded

i wish i had a parrot

Ethereal Sage · Jan 18, 2006

Granted, but it's pushing up the daisies.

I wish clowns were foul-mouthed.

chris-o-fer · Jan 18, 2006

they are www.thedamnshow.com

i wish my house would paint itself.