corrupt-a-wish

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, instead you bought a st. anger album (sorry agin metallica but yo let me down)

i wish that cliff burton (metallica) never died

 

[Valerie]

Granted, Kirk Hammet would have instead.

I wish Nevermore would play a private show for me.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you're naked and strapped to a chair .. with ear plugs.

I wish I had a goth as a pet ..

 

[outrageous]

Granted, but it bites your hand off when you pat it.

I wish people didn't leave empty food things in the pantry!

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, instead there will be no pantry

i wish i had a jet

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but no one would be able to fly it.

I wish I had one of Jeff Loomis's guitars

Granted, but you're naked and strapped to a chair .. with ear plugs.

That would actually be pretty fun

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but you can only play it with ya teeth..

I wish i could dance forever......

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you can only wear a snowsuit ..sorry.

I wish I didn't have to sleep ..

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,you fall asleep for 100 years and a goodlooking prince will wake ya up with a kiss

I wish i could get rid of that stupid snowsuit..

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you're completely naked and every so often, someone will throw a hot potato at you.

I wish I could have food and not move .. I need one of those, what the hell are they called now .. oh yeah!

Wives..

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but you'll need to cook and clean for her...and just maybe if ya lucky you can get laid once a year..

I wish it was tonight..

 

[judas69]

Granted, you get laid tonight, but the guy dies in the middle of sex and you get sentenced for killing him.

I wish I didn't have a headache ..

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, your headache is gone but you break your leg

I wish i pass all my finals today

 

[Davtar]

Granted but you get expelled from school

I wish the earth was flat like Columbus said!

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but they wont believe you when u tell them its flat, so they tie you by your testicles hang you by a tree and beat you with a rubber mallet while singing "bohemian rhapsody".....


i wish my teacher wouldnt see me typing all this

 

[judas69]

Granted, but he will eventually..

I wish squirrels weren't so evil.

 

[Davtar]

Granted, but then the Chipmonks become evil

I wish I wasn't partially over-weight

 

[Valerie]

Granted, you become morbidly obese.


I wish I had more eggs to cook weed with.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but there is no more weed.

i wish that homer simpson would die

 

[outrageous]

Granted, but he haunts every one of your dreams because you wished him to die.

I wish that it wasn't so hot so I could go out and work.