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[Susperia]

Granted, but it paints itself the color of my hair.

I wish my kitten was feeling better.

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, Now the kittin eats you alive

I wish school was over -.-'

 

[judas69]

Granted .. just as World War 3 begins.

My wish I had a time machine.

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, Now your stuck in the stone age never to see a computer again

I wish i could go get my car fixed and had my license (sorry if i spelt it wrong)

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but the bill came to $600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
and your license will be stolen and your identity with it...

i wish jennifer anniston would walk through my door naked riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggght now!

 

[outrageous]

Granted....she's fat.

I wish that I could be motivated to work = more money.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but now you work for simon cowl and he pays you in insults..

i wish that i could play hockey

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted...you are the keeper's leg pads.

I wish I could afford a better sense of humour.

 

[Davtar]

Granted...but the loansharks are after you

I wish I had a monkey, for which to battle everytime i walked into my house!

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

granted but the monkey kills you

i wish i was sucking dick

 

[Davtar]

Granted...but you choke on it

I wish...I controlled a grand penguin army!

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but they tirn against you and eat your skin

I wish he'd ask my number, so I didn't have to ask his

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, He does but never calls

I wish i pass my driving test on the 19 of next month

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but on the way back to the DMV you have a wreck and are DOA upon arrival at the ER.

I wish time was on my side.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you forget all your appointments

i wish i had a cool name like "Turk"....

 

[judas69]

Granted, but your middle name is "dump" and your last name is "truck". (you had mean parents)

I wish I had a subway sandwich right about now

 

[Susperia]

Granted, plus you turn into that Subway commercial guy that lost all that weight but is still terribly unattractive.

I wish I had money to buy all the CD's I want.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but the next attack on the US is in the form of biological agents sprayed on CDs ..and you die moments later, wishing you weren't a feminist.

I wish this damn snow would just get up, and walk away..

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but it walks .000000000000000007 mm to the left


i wish lars ulrich wasnt such a greedy bastard

 

[judas69]

Granted, but he's Lars, no one will ever like him...
Speaking of Metallica, I wish I had never purchased that "Some Kind of Monster" DVD.