corrupt-a-wish

OfManAndMetal · Jan 20, 2006

granted, its not "so" hot, its skin melting hot

i wish that i had my own variety show

outrageous · Jan 20, 2006

Granted, but your guests were always the same, and it was always Dr. Phil.

I wish I knew why corn shows up in poop.

OfManAndMetal · Jan 21, 2006

granted, but once you find out you'll wish you forgot

i wish i hadnt just read sykosami's post

outrageous · Jan 21, 2006

^ Granted, now you have to read the dictionaries of every language in the world.

I wish I could spend longer on holidays at the coast!

judas69 · Jan 21, 2006

^ Granted, but you develop an alergy to everything but corn!

I wish I had some corn right about now ..

outrageous · Jan 21, 2006

^ Granted but you have to eat it whole...and you know what will happen then!

I wish I didn't have such a bad watch tan.

Ethereal Sage · Jan 21, 2006

^Granted, you have a bad tan all over.

I wish walls were made of soft rubber.

judas69 · Jan 21, 2006

Granted, but only in your new home .. the nut house.

I wish I had a 2B pencil ..

Deadly · Jan 21, 2006

^Granted, but the point breaks off and you don't have a sharpener

I wish I wasn't depressed

Ethereal Sage · Jan 21, 2006

Granted, you get re-pressed

I wish I had distinct telepathic powers.

Deadly · Jan 21, 2006

Granted, but you can't think for yourself anymore

I wish my German homework was already done

Ethereal Sage · Jan 21, 2006

Granted, it was attempted by eskimos.

I wish it were easier, yet still as rewarding.

OfManAndMetal · Jan 21, 2006

granted, but "it" was giving yourself a blowjob

i wish i had a dollar for everytime someone said "hey"

FallenTears · Jan 21, 2006

granted, Now everyone says only hello

I wish i could be a girl without the bleeding

OfManAndMetal · Jan 21, 2006

granted, now its ooze (gross)

i wish i didnt have a dirty mind

beefcake the mighty · Jan 21, 2006

granted, you become a stuck up prep.

i wish jimi hendirx and randy rhoads were still alive

OfManAndMetal · Jan 21, 2006

granted, then they kill you

i wish i had some money for booze...actually for candy

beefcake the mighty · Jan 21, 2006

granted, soon as u get ur candy u get mugged

i wish i had laservision

OfManAndMetal · Jan 21, 2006

granted, but you cant turn it off

i wish i had a hamburger

beefcake the mighty · Jan 21, 2006

granted, but you find a dick in it
i wish i had new amp cables