corrupt-a-wish

chris-o-fer · Jan 22, 2006

granted, but now when you sit on santa's lap you break his leg and get natta for christmas.

i wish i could eat whatever and be healty regardless.

OfManAndMetal · Jan 22, 2006

granted, but instead of gaining weight you gain zits

i wish i had a hotdog

judas69 · Jan 22, 2006

Granted, but it's mostly cow brain / intestines ..wait, that's what it is anyway

I wish I had a time machine..

OfManAndMetal · Jan 22, 2006

granted but then you get stuck in the ice age

i wish i had a slingshot

DeviousDVO · Jan 22, 2006

granted , but you shoot yourself in the face so often you are now permanantly disfigured .

I want a million U.S. dollars in my hands RIGHT NOW !!!

OfManAndMetal · Jan 23, 2006

granted, but its stolen money, and the police see you with it...

i wish for my own state

DeviousDVO · Jan 23, 2006

granted , but it's Rhode Island

I want a flying saucer to fly around in .

OfManAndMetal · Jan 23, 2006

granted, but the government sees at and shoots you down...

i wish i could teleport

DeviousDVO · Jan 23, 2006

granted , but you fuse with a fly and end up looking like Jeff Goldblum...

I want a new computer .

OfManAndMetal · Jan 23, 2006

granted, but it wont work

i wish i could fly

judas69 · Jan 23, 2006

Granted, but the government misses the UFO and ends up shooting you down instead.

I wish I had new guitar strings ..

DeviousDVO · Jan 23, 2006

granted , but they're pretty shitty cuz they're made of human ass hair .

I want a giraffe

judas69 · Jan 23, 2006

Granted, but I steal it!

I wish these ass hair strings had better tone

OfManAndMetal · Jan 23, 2006

lmao, granted, the fact that your playin' with ass string hairs is punish enough

i wish i had x-ray vision (ladies here i come)

DeviousDVO · Jan 23, 2006

granted , but it only works on men...

I would like a rollercoaster in my backyard . Perhaps M.J.'s ?

judas69 · Jan 23, 2006

Granted, this will happen once we complete the plan!

I wish M.J. stays asleep while we're playing in his backyard..

OfManAndMetal · Jan 23, 2006

granted, but his lion wakes up...and eats u DAMMIT

i wish i had a trampoline

judas69 · Jan 23, 2006

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I wish I could sleep!

Davtar · Jan 23, 2006

Granted, but you sleep like Rip van Winkle

I wish...I owned a squirrel!

judas69 · Jan 23, 2006

Granted, but this squirrel wants to chew your eyes out!

I wish I never had work to do ..