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[FallenTears]

Granted, You are now borke and homeless

i wish I had more money

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,your your burried under a mountain of millions of dollars..

I wish it wasn't so ...

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, all you can say is .... now

I wish i had no emotions or heart ( in the emotional meaning)

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted , you are now a serial killer

I wish my job didn't suck so much ass

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, now your life sucks major ass

I wish i could end the world

 

[outrageous]

Granted, but life now exists on another world.

I wish that girls just could be nice to each other...not so fucking bitchy

 

[FallenTears]

GRanted, but now guys are all bitchy

I wish everyone could have a easy button

 

[judas69]

Granted, but that button rarely works.

I wish I was a famous talk radio host.

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted , but you're Rush Limbaugh

Wish I didn't have to work today

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you will for the rest of eternity......bitches

i wish i had ice cream here at school

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted , but it's avacado & anchovie ...

I wish I were immortal .

 

[judas69]

Granted, but while everyone else is being reincarnated, you're bed ridden for eternity.

I wish I had the strength to stay up 10 more minutes ..

 

[DeviousDVO]

You must ! We have work to do ....

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but while everyone else is being reincarnated, you're bed ridden for eternity.

I wish I had the strength to stay up 10 more minutes ..

Granted, but you won't wake up for a year.


I wish American Idol didn't exist.

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted , it is now an even worse show called "American Britney Spears Wannabes" !

I wish I had the money to get the tattoo I want ...

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted..but you spent it all on losing lotto tickeys
I wish i could be happy more

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted - you get shock treatment and are now happyhappyhappy all the time

I wish I had a cooler car

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but your car now cools down below freezing level
i wish everyone is my slave

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted , and you have lots of fun with them until they all band together and hang you from a tree

I want my very own mini-me

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but your mini-me can only be seen by a microscope
i wish i could type as fast as i think