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[outrageous]

Granted, it blows up

I wish that food had no fat or sugar in it

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted - now it all tastes like shit

I wish I didn't need money

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but now you need food that is not for sale
i wish all hallucinations were nice

 

[outrageous]

Granted, they all kill you

I wish that I didn't feel so down right now

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted - but now you are disturbingly happy

I want a rhinocerus

 

[outrageous]

Granted, it gowjes (sp?) you in the ass with its horn

I wish that I had someone to talk to on the phone..so bored

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but the person you talk to is crazier than me
I wish i were ALL-POWERFUL

 

[outrageous]

Granted, insteed you become ALL-DUM

I wish that I could think of a wish DAMMIT!

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but it never comes true lololol.....
I wish I had sattelite T.V.

 

[outrageous]

Granted, you only got Christians channels

I wish that I had a boyfriend right now, or at least something to _ _ _ _...

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but his dick is only 2 millimeters long
i wish i had a brain

 

[outrageous]

granted, it was the brain of a zombie!! [Spooky ghost noises here]

i wish that I would get off my ass and play guitar for once before my teacher gets angry and kicks me out..but he cant bcoz I pay him

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted,but all you can play is Mary Had a Little Lamb
i wish i had a new Gibson like Tony Iommi

 

[outrageous]

Granted, it was fluro Pink

I wish I could actually sing

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you have a mans voice.

I wish I weren't still tired and required sleep .. g'night syko

 

[outrageous]

Granted, i keep u awake forever.

I wish I could meet sum people from the forum

Nighty night!!

 

[The Grim Progeny of the Dusk]

Granted, but you meet me

I wish class would end now.

 

[judas69]

Granted, and the world ends aswell.

I wish I had a magic carpet..!

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted , but it gets destroyed whilst battling the Evil One

Wish work got cancelled today

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but it was a lie and now you're fired.

I wish I had black hair