corrupt-a-wish

[judas69]

Granted, but only using power chords.

I wish I were in a band again..

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but its a polka band

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Granted. But since you didn't make a wish, I assume you wished for sex with Richard Simmons.
I wish I could find a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special

WOW .. who's that?

A friend of mine. One of those completely fucking perfect people.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

wow didnt notice i didnt wish

granted, but the box has no disc in it

i wish i had a mohawk

 

[judas69]

A friend of mine. One of those completely fucking perfect people.

She's beautiful!

Granted, but someone lights a smoke and you're up in flames.

I wish I had Kristine (I think her name was) as a GF. I'd be her slave ..

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but not a sex slave

i wish i had my own panda...

 

[outrageous]

Granted, it eats you

I wish it wasn't as hot here

 

[OfManAndMetal]

Granted, but its hot everywhere, and iran finds out you wished for this heat and they nuke you...

i wish i had a nuke....*sigh* i wish...

 

[outrageous]

Granted, it shits itself what ever it is.

I wish I wasn't as fuking bored right now

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - now you're disturbingly happy and you frighten everyone

I wish tonight hadn't been so fucking crazy

 

[outrageous]

Granted, you forgot it ever happened
I wish I actually had something to do tonite

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - you have Ninja skillz , I'm sure you can figure something out

I would like some sex right about now

 

[outrageous]

Granted, you get a dirty old gigalo

I wish I could have a hot gigalo right now

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - he's hot enough to melt your skin and now you have no skin and are a freak

I want some friggin nachos . Right now .

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but there is no cheese

i wish i had more cereal

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted , but it's Grape Nuts

I would like to overthrow the government

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but not the us government

i wish i was "The Man"

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - and you die when I overthrow your pirate empire !!!

I want a ferret

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but its dead

i wish i had every episode of "maximum exposure"

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted , but they're on 8mm and you can't watch them

I wish someone cool would come talk to me .........